The Feasibility of Opening a Teyvat Detective Agency in Tokyo [Genshin Impact Crossover]

[The blurb for "The Raiden Shogun Training Project [Fandoms/Genshin Impact]" is below.] [The sister story to this one is titled "Teyvat Detective Agency" in my collection.] Content warnings are below the blurb. Even though I successfully drew three god cards, they ended up scattered across different points in time. Ruoshuishui: That's a bug, right... System: No. It's because these three gods represent the past, present, and future. Ruoshuishui: You mean the past is out wandering, the present is a shut-in, and the future is slacking off? Ruoshuishui: So it really is a bug. System: ...It's because all three god cards are so powerful that they can't appear at the same point in time. Ruoshuishui: You mean they're good at owing money? Ruoshuishui: Fair enough. Could those three even scrape together one yuan? System: ... Akutagawa wants to earn Lady Kokomi's approval. Sangonomiya Kokomi: Do you mean graduating? Graduation means your teacher approves of you as a student. Akutagawa: What do I have to do to graduate? Sangonomiya Kokomi: You'll graduate when you can use your ability to cure a patient. Akutagawa: ?! Akutagawa and Rashomon stare at each other, speechless. Akutagawa: Rashomon, you're useless! Rashomon: ? - A certain Double Black duo are arguing. Mori the Scumbag: Is this your detective agency's relationship counseling service? Albedo: I'm just giving people who like to chat some space. Mori the Scumbag: ... _ At the scene of a bomb-disposal operation, a blonde woman rushes forward and takes the bomb apart in a few quick moves. Overworked Emperor Toru: ...I never knew your detective agency was so good at defusing bombs. Zhongli: My friend never passes up a treasure chest in sight. Overworked Emperor Toru: ?! _ I'll add more iconic scenes if I think of any. I've only got one completed story in my collection, but I completed "Klee's Great Adventure" by posting six chapters a day (hands-on-hips JPG). That's got to count as proof I'm reliable, right? owo [Recommending my friend's ongoing story: "The White Moonlight's Secret Identity Comes from Teyvat" by Liao Sheng] ["Wearing a Genshin Impact Main DPS Secret Identity to Transmigrate Through a Crossover World" by Lizhi Xia Qiu] ["I, Zhongli, Stroll Leisurely Through the Mortal World" by Huanxing Rumeng] Content warnings: 1. This is a Genshin Impact secret-identity story, and the characters aren't themselves. Sangonomiya Kokomi is extremely out of character. Here, she's highly intelligent and a little mischievous, part of the mastermind group. 2. Akutagawa has given up his criminal ways and gone into medicine. He has nothing to do with Dazai anymore (Rashomon can heal people, look into it). 3. Unless something goes wrong, the main characters from the various crossover series will gradually get Visions, including the Detective Conan cast. The details of the Vision system are still being worked out. (The story explains in detail how Visions are obtained.) 4. The Genshin Impact characters' modern-day jobs will be quite unusual, not just the ones mentioned in Chapter One. (Including, but not limited to, a KGB hacker Duck.) Coming soon: "Bring Your Little Girls! It's Time to Raid!" Check my collection, mwah~ P.S. The little girls themselves are coming along, and the group will transmigrate together. 1. Diona: This time, the wine is going to taste absolutely awful! Chuuya: So you can make wine from dandelions too? Even with all those weird ingredients, it's surprisingly good... gulp, gulp. Underling A: Executive Nakahara's drinking! Underling B: Pass it on! Executive Nakahara's started smashing things while drunk! Underling C: Pass it on! Executive Nakahara's gone Corruption! Everyone: Run! 2. Qiqi is lying at the crime scene... Officer A: She's so young... Sigh. Passing by, Amuro Toru: We have to catch the culprit! Qiqi: Qiqi is... not a corpse, and not a zombie. Amuro Toru and Officer A: !!! Officer B: She's alive! Quick, get her medical attention! 3. Sayu: Uncle Gojo, why are you so tall? Gojo: Call me big brother! Sayu: Okay, Uncle Gojo. Can you tell Sayu? Snore... Gojo: ... 4. Yaoyao: You're a quack! Why do you spend all day going to clothing stores? Mori the Scumbag: Just one more outfit, just one! Please, Alice-chan, Yaoyao-chan. Yaoyao and Alice: Rintaro, you big dummy! Mori the Scumbag: Ah, even being scolded makes me so happy! 5. Klee: Huh? So bombs come in this kind too! A certain Conan: ? Klee! Little kids shouldn't play with bombs! Klee: Jumpy Dumpty! I might change some things? I feel like the little girls aren't evenly distributed. I recommend that miHoYo add a few more little girls. Nods JPG The blurb for "Raiden Ei's Musou Isshin" is below~ Raiden Ei resolved to abandon her mortal body, create the puppet Raiden Shogun, and place her consciousness within the blade Musou Isshin. But she never expected that the enormous surge of energy would tear a hole in space. Musou Isshin carried her consciousness through time and space to another world. She, the Raiden Shogun, ended up inhabiting a male high school student's body. Thanks, I don't want to talk about it. On the rooftop An ugly curse roars. Purple lightning tears through the fabric covering the boy's upper body, and the hilt of a sword emerges from his collarbone. It lifts the boy's chin, forcing him to look up. The cool female voice in his heart speaks again: "Draw your blade." Itadori Yuji obeys with his mind completely blank. A purple katana wreathed in lightning appears once more in the world. "Do I have to teach you what to do next?" Swing the blade. Cut it down. Purple lightning roars as it tears the cursed spirit's body apart. Itadori Yuji: ... Fushiguro Megumi: ? Gojo Satoru: ! Click to see Itadori draw a sword from his chest (crossed out). P.S. The Raiden Shogun herself won't be drawing a sword from her chest. I feel like that might not get past the censors. P.S. The heroine is Raiden Ei herself. Don't ask. She's ridiculously powerful. The pairing isn't decided yet. I'll choose someone based on how the story develops, or there might not be a pairing. We'll see. Honestly, I haven't decided (x). Most importantly, everyone loves a beautiful older sister. If there are any unrequited crushes, there have to be at least two. I can't get them into the same canon-universe crossover. Theme: We should have a beautiful future!