[Western Crossover] Shouldn't You Check Before Binding the System?

Also known as: This Batch of Hosts Is Hard to Handle, Why Do You Have a System Too, That Damn System Wants Me Dead, It Was Supposed to Be a Proper System, So Why Does Everything End in Romance?

A collection of System stories, each featuring a character with a strange personality and a different System.

[Miracle Debbie]

Debbie, a former Hydra agent, is as straight as they come. She can't understand why lipstick shades that all look the same need different names. Then, after nearly dying, she accidentally binds herself to a dress-up System called “Superhero Daddy Falls for Me.” From then on, she's stuck following its daily outfit and makeup orders, too embarrassed to leave the house, and scraping together life points one penny at a time.

Luckily, fate gives her a god-tier teammate. With help from a certain bigwig in Gotham with the surname Red, who prefers to remain anonymous, Debbie slowly goes from an unnamed agent who wore one combat suit for eighteen years straight to a moderately famous beauty blogger who insists on posting every day. But as a hopelessly straight woman, even after naturally starting a relationship with Gotham's sweetheart, she still gives off bewilderingly macho vibes in every possible way.

Still, she has to work hard to keep up her persona with every new look. Her outfits are always full of mistakes, which is actually kind of cute.

By day, she earns life points and drives traffic to Gotham. By night, she fights crime and gives the Dark Knight a headache. She tries to make the most of her instant outfit-changing ability. It happens all the time: she switches into a dazzling golden sun outfit to blind her enemies, then hits them hard.

Luckily, she and the billionaire are a good match, no matter which of his identities he's using, and in the end they naturally stay together.

[Survival Vicky]

Vicky is speechless. She's a timid girl who jumps at every little thing, even when watching Detective Conan. The only game she's played much is one of those dress-up games. But after nearly dying, she binds herself to a war-themed System called [Survival War] and ends up with the constitution of an elementary school kid from a certain island nation: trouble follows her everywhere, and danger can strike at any moment.

Back in the distant East, when something like this happens, of course you should call the police. But since she's in New York, Vicky resolutely turns to the Avengers and begins a glorious career as live bait for drawing out rats, earning a reputation far and wide.

This includes, but is not limited to, rumors that she can shoot so well she traces the outline of every person without hitting them, and that she holds the rear line, intimidating everyone with her gunfire.

Without her interactions with a certain little bug to break up this miserable life, Vicky would definitely cry. She swears.

It was originally called “[Western Crossover] Hey, My Dear.” Someone said that title sounded too serious for a lighthearted story. I thought about it and realized they were right, so I changed it.

Theme: Have the courage to pursue love