The Cannon Fodder Goes Wild, Leaving Nothing Alive! [Livestream]

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[My ongoing novel, The Tearful Gymnast Hugs Her Gold Medal at the Olympics [Artistic Gymnastics], is looking for readers. See my profile for the blurb.]

[My next novel will be The Fertility System, but the Heroine Is from a Farming Novel. Watch how the heroine turns a wicked system into a force for boundless merit. See below or my profile for the blurb.]

Blurb:

Shu Pei, a socially anxious web novelist, decides that from now on she'll go completely feral and take on this rotten world. Why? She's discovered that the world she lives in is actually a book.

Her twin sister, Shu Mu, appears on the same variety show as the book's heroine, Qin Jia. The two don't get along, so Qin Jia's many devoted admirers frame Shu Mu and spread rumors about her. The Shu family's company gets bought out, turning them into a whole family of cannon fodder.

At that moment, Shu Pei sees the invitation to the show her sister sent her and accepts without hesitation.

Ha! So what if we're cannon fodder? When we go feral, we leave not a blade of grass standing!

The slow-paced farming variety show Return to the Countryside begins livestreaming, and sure enough, Shu Mu and Qin Jia don't get along.

Qin Jia's number-one admirer grits his teeth. "I want the Shu family bankrupt as soon as possible. Five days... No! Three days!"

Shu Pei puts on an innocent face. "Hey, man, are you playing with fire? You can make someone bankrupt in three days? A criminal on the run is standing right in front of me!"

The number-one admirer flies into a helpless rage.

The show's challenge is for the guests to catch fish, and Shu Mu and Qin Jia's nets get tangled together by accident.

Qin Jia's number-two admirer sneers, "Miss Shu, you've clearly never lifted a finger in your life. Are you completely useless at everything?"

Shu Pei puts on an innocent face. "That's right. The fish we eat at home are flown in. If you're jealous, you can choose my family when you're reborn. Are you in a hurry? I can help you cut the line at the Bridge of Helplessness."

The number-two admirer is furious.

The guests are short on money, so they want to open a farmstay to earn some. Shu Mu worries they won't be able to handle the work or give the customers a good experience, so she disagrees with Qin Jia, who wants to open one.

Qin Jia's third, fourth, fifth, sixth... countless admirers flood the livestream with comments:

[Some people are so annoying, always dithering and whining.]

[Ugly and full of crap, broke but full of ambition.]

[You ***ing ****, are you ** or what?]

Shu Pei sees the comments, grabs a hoe, and strides into the control room. She blocks the people swearing at them, then adjusts her mic. "My manners can be good or bad. Don't make me reach through the screen and smack you. You insult my sister, I insult you. Let blood-hunting soldiers make sweet love."

The livestream goes silent.

Shu Pei walks away with her hoe, in a bright mood.

Turns out only magic can defeat magic! Shu Pei is no longer the same person she used to be. Her mental state is miles ahead of everyone else's!

Reader's guide:

1. The original heroine isn't portrayed negatively, but the author of the original book is.

2. The male lead is Li Heguan. The romance gets relatively little page time. One-on-one, both leads' first love, happy ending.

3. Most of the unhinged antics are original. I'll occasionally use an especially fitting internet meme and note it in the author's comments.

Upcoming novel The Fertility System, but the Heroine Is from a Farming Novel is looking for readers. Blurb:

[Other people who bind a fertility system: One pregnancy, many babies, and a domineering CEO who loves me to death!]

[You Qianhua binds a fertility system: You say it can be used on anything? Then I won't hold back! (rubs hands.gif)]

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Ever since You Qianhua was reunited with her wealthy birth family, a photo has been making the rounds in high society:

A girl with sweat on her forehead holds a huge syringe and pins down a sow lying on the ground to give it a shot. The sow keeps struggling, leaving a suspicious yellow stain on her pants.

The fake heiress covers her mouth with a laugh. "Sis, don't touch the Hermes. Pig manure stains are hard to wash out."

Her father, a forestry magnate, frowns. "Don't come to the family banquet this week. Come back after you've learned some elegance."

Her arranged-marriage partner complains to his family. "So what if she's the real heiress? She was raised by pig farmers. The fake one is better, at least she doesn't make me sick."

Everyone waits to see the country girl make a fool of herself, but You Qianhua refuses to play along. Instead, she exposes the wealthy family's marriage scam and returns to her original family.

At first, she only uses the fertility system to expand her family's pig farm. The sows give birth painlessly, the piglets are healthier, and the meat is better, making it popular with customers.

But then things seem to get a little out of hand...

The cattle she raises sell for sky-high prices at auction, and the chef for the state banquet comes to see her;

The horses she trains accompany the national team and win Olympic gold in dressage;

The livestock she breeds increase the country's grain reserves, and people in poor regions get high-quality meat at rock-bottom prices!

Finally, one day, the wealthy family's dark secrets come to light, and her heartless father still tries to use You Qianhua's marriage to fill a funding shortfall.

But You Qianhua answers a phone call in front of him. "When does the endangered species breeding project begin?"

The fertility system: &￥@#@%…

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From the animals' perspectives:

Northeastern golden-shaded cat: Is a little charm too much to ask when I want to cuddle with my sweetheart?

Dark-circled iron-eating beast: Someone should investigate this woman. She can really teach pandas to do backflips!

The most handsome leopard in the world (according to himself): Mom, open the door. Your leopard needs a hug!

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Theme: Let go of your worries and refuse to get caught up in pointless anxiety!