Has Anyone Seen My Cards?

Completed. Currently revising.

A few warnings: This is the author's first book, and both the writing and plot are poor. This book will not be serialized for payment. If you enjoy it, treat it as a casual read. If you don't, just close it. There's no need to say things nobody wants to hear.

Also, the protagonist is from the Port Mafia.

They end up serving the Port Mafia!!!

If you can't stand that, please close the page and don't read it!!!

Here's the actual blurb:

As a Hufflepuff student at Hogwarts, I can tell you with complete sincerity: I can't fight, dance, or answer questions, but I can definitely eat.

But nobody told me that I could transmigrate just by enjoying a midnight feast!

Yes, the Halloween feast. The one where Professor McGonagall asked everyone to raise their goblets.

I was completely dumbfounded.

With my phone in hand, one second I was watching my character stuff herself, and the next, I was wearing my Hufflepuff uniform in a park in Yokohama.

This wasn't just traveling through time and space. I'd switched universes entirely.

Don't think I haven't read Bungo Stray Dogs or Jujutsu Kaisen! I follow anime too, you know!

So here's the question.

How is a Hufflepuff who can do nothing but eat supposed to survive in a world where you look down and see ability users and Jujutsu Sorcerers, then look up and see master schemers and grim reapers?

The future looks bleak. No, no candles here. QAQ

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The author is terrible at writing blurbs. This one took a lot of effort.

The reason I put the protagonist in the Port Mafia is that I like that vibe.

This silly author loves souls that shine even while living in darkness.

Pure and crystalline, dazzling and magnificent.

Just like the author's beloved Nakahara Chuuya.

I don't mean to put Hufflepuff down. After all, the author is a Hufflepuff student too. Hufflepuff for life! Don't yell at the author. If you argue, you're right.

I'll try to keep the characters in character. I don't write much fanfiction. There will be some original details, since the author's intelligence is limited and they like Nakahara Chuuya.

Nakahara Chuuya is the best!!!

Also, this should be a crossover world, but the main focus is Bungo Stray Dogs.

Theme: Everyone, keep looking ahead.