[Crossover] This Is a Peach Shop

This is an ordinary little peach shop, with all kinds of peaches for you to choose from. On the menu: · Summer-only peach soda: A survival story on a deserted island starring a silly mermaid and the strongest Gojo. · Fresh-cut peach fruit platter: A guide to freeloading at the Student Council President's house, starring Chuuya. · White peach oolong jelly tea: How to get by in the hands of the King of Curses when you're a succubus. · All-natural chilled peach wine: A passionate Siberian hitman and Gin's snowy night of ura! · No-additives peach preserves: The river god's environmental protection campaign, featuring another day of picking up bandage spirits. House rules: · We mostly sell bedtime stories, usually short episodic tales. · We don't have a business license, and our dark dishes may appear from time to time (OOC warning). · All peach sales are final, so order carefully. If anything bothers you, just run away-- · We're still growing, and investors are welcome to buy in (More comments, please! This one-peach shop will go bankrupt if it stays a one-person operation QUQ.) Are you ready? → GO! Theme: Love is the greatest magic.