HP: The Key to Romance

Name: HP: The Key to Romance
Author: Chui Yuan

hp风月之匙

by Chui Yuan (炊圆)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 229k Words
Genre: Romance
Era: Alternate History
Updated: 8d ago
Source: JJWXC

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Synopsis

Tom Riddle had always believed that only people with appallingly vulgar taste could become infatuated with a shallow woman like Fernanda, who had big breasts and no brains. He fantasized about taking her bones apart and crushing them one by one. He imagined torturing this clingy, delusional fool over and over. A sinister laugh came from his throat, his features twisting unnaturally with excitement.

But when he climbed into bed in the Slytherin dormitory and drifted off, he dreamed that an old man with long white hair and a beard floated up from a river and sang to him: "Young man with dark hair who has strayed from the path, make your choice. Do you want the golden widow, the silver widow, or the widow in stockings?"

The wise do not fall in love.

I curse you with a flood that will burst its banks and fill the ravines of your heart. One day, you will wake up like any fool in the world whose mind has been swept away by the waves of love.

Theme: I want to see someone without a heart feel heartbroken, and someone who can't cry shed tears.

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