Am I the Only Loser in the Whole Company? !

After coming back from the doomsday wasteland, you just want to be an ordinary social animal, the kind with paid leave. There are always a few days every month when you become weak and powerless and have to take sick leave. In those days, disasters often occurred in the city. But there will always be masked heroes showing up to save people, and it's none of your business. Your boss always sends you a message when you are on sick leave: Is Xiaojiu here? Are you there? You reply "What's wrong" 40 hours later, and he replies instantly: It's all settled, you can have a good rest [smile] The new boss dismantled the elevator with his bare hands. It was scary. However, he drove you and poured you tea despite the dark circles under his eyes. When you nibbled on a cherry tomato, he would make you happy, and he would sigh and give you another one. Oh, and he's good-looking. (Very quietly) The life of a social animal is peaceful, until a masked hero's cloak appears in the company, and you discover—— Your company is an ordinary undercover agent with a mysterious heavenly master, a famous cult pope, the leader of the world's largest intelligence organization, the world's most powerful alien bureau, and the most wanted criminal on the dark web... They are all hiding from each other, pretending to be normal people. You: ∑(°口°||) Am I the only loser in the whole company? ! "You obviously&*%$..." A weak, distorted scream came from the corner. You quickly emerged with a transparent tentacle and silently pressed it back, erasing the strange scratches at the same time: "I saw Him. He is&*%$█" "█Hungry#?@God... Doesn't ██devour... Save ███!!" Never mind. Everyone is taking good care of you. Today is another wonderful day^^ * Street interview on TV: "Who is the superhero?" The boss took a sip of tea and looked at the empty table: On the days when superheroes appear every month, Xiaojiu would call in sick. ——I understand, of course I have to cooperate with his work! Top SecretContact Rules for the Source of Pollution "God's Punishment" 1. In order to curb the outbreak of global pollution, it is necessary to keep people in a happy mood and strictly prohibit them from falling into intense negative emotions. 2. Contact can catalyze awakening and enhance abilities. It is planned to arrange job rotation. 3. During the monthly regression period, you will be weak and easily stressed, so be sure to feed and keep warm. 4. 3 Operations are limited to authorized executors, and interference by others is strictly prohibited! Recorder: Special Service Investigator** (undercover mission) "Investigator's Secret Notes" -It turns out to be a small cherry jellyfish, and its toxin is the smell of creamy liqueur. -There are so many tentacles, it makes you purr all over when you hold it, so cute. -So soft, actually translucent 0-0 "I thought gods were just more powerful monsters, until I met my redemption." The idiot foodie boss who keeps getting fucked up while trying to work She loves to tease little monsters, but if she goes too far, she has to coddle her boss. Intention: Work hard and live seriously