The Villain Keeps Trying to Persuade Me to Return to Secular Life (I Transmigrated into a Book)

The author is currently serializing The Princess and the Eunuch. Please add it to your favorites!

Blurb: A goofy, easygoing little nun × a seemingly gentle, secretly calculating man who keeps falling for her

Lin Zhiyu transmigrated into the body of a cannon-fodder nun.

In the original story, the little nun was infatuated with the villain Yan Jin. Her love went unreturned, and when she threw herself at him, he snapped her neck and killed her on the spot. Worse, later on the male and female leads both met their end at Yan Jin's hands, and the whole story went off the rails.

System: [Save the world or die. Choose one.]

Lin Zhiyu clutched her neck. Should she strike first and kill Yan Jin?

But through a series of mishaps, she beat up the male lead and saved the villain instead.

Yan Jin thanked her earnestly. "Little Master, you saved my life. I will remember this forever."

Lin Zhiyu shook her head bitterly. "...Amitabha."

What kind of miserable life was this?

*

Lin Zhiyu thought it over carefully and decided to change tactics. She would stick close to Yan Jin and keep an eye on him, stopping him from causing trouble.

What came next,

The story the System expected: a tragic undercover life, struggling to survive in the cracks and walking on the edge of a blade.

What actually happened: a relaxed, leisurely life of slacking off. Lin Zhiyu ate well and slept soundly, and even put on a few pounds.

[The Actor's Aura], a must-have for scheming in political intrigue and domestic power struggles, was used to shower Yan Jin with sincere, unfeigned flattery. [Weather Forecast], designed to help the Host fool people with supernatural tricks and reach the peak of life, was used to remind Yan Jin to take an umbrella when it rained and put on more clothes when it got cold. It was always accurate.

System: Help! My Host is a shameless flatterer!

Lin Zhiyu: Clinging to a big shot's leg to stay alive while completing a few tasks on the side is so much fun!

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Yan Jin despised people who got caught up in romance more than anything. The first time the little nun saw him, her face turned red and her heart pounded like a drum. After that, she did everything she could to stick to him.

He scoffed.

Much later,

He looked at Lin Zhiyu with a smile in his eyes. "I know how you feel. My heart feels the same as yours. Once you leave the nunnery, we shall marry."

#I only wanted to be his underling, but he thought I wanted to seduce him#

#She likes me so much but won't leave the nunnery. I must have hurt her by being too cold#

[Reading Guide]

1. The setting is entirely fictional, and everything is the author's own invention.

2. A goofy comedy with a happy ending. The heroine is laid-back about her missions and has a golden finger. The System is mostly just for show.

3. The original heroine will not be vilified, and the original male lead will mostly be spared too (though I might write him as not very bright).

Currently serializing, The Princess and the Eunuch

[Willful Princess vs. obsessive, powerful eunuch]

In her previous life, while on the way to a political marriage, Song Luan once tried to win over the eunuch Mu Yuanjia.

At the time, Mu Yuanjia raised his eyes to look at her, smiling faintly. "I wonder if the King of Beihu would mind his queen degrading herself like this, trying to please a eunuch like me?"

Song Luan was furious and swept out of the tent.

Later, she lived in Beihu in constant terror and died before she was eighteen. Meanwhile, Mu Yuanjia enjoyed the emperor's favor in the imperial capital and wielded power over the entire court.

When she opened her eyes again, Song Luan had returned to three years earlier. She was once again the beloved legitimate princess of Great Wei.

Mu Yuanjia, meanwhile, was the lowest of servants, kneeling at her feet. "Your servant Chang Fu pays his respects to Your Highness the Princess."

Song Luan kicked the tip of her shoe up to his chin. "That name won't do. It's the same as my palace dog's. Change it."

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Yuanjia knew from the very beginning that Song Luan was trying to win him over.

But the princess's methods of winning people's loyalty were so clumsy, they seemed like condescending teasing and charity.

Yuanjia thought he saw things clearly.

He had entered the palace as a eunuch, driven by hatred. He would eliminate anyone who stood in his way, no matter if the officials cursed him or the people despised him. A naive princess who had yet to come into her own was no cause for concern.

But when he learned that Song Luan had selected several candidates for her consort to avoid being sent away for a political marriage, he was consumed by jealousy. In the dead of night, he entered the inner chamber of Zhaoyang Palace and stood beside the princess's bed, holding portraits of the "consorts." They were spattered with blood.

"Your Highness does not want to be sent away for a political marriage. Your servant can kill the King of Beihu. These men are all ordinary, crude, and despicable. How could they possibly be worthy of Great Wei's precious princess?"

Song Luan laughed in anger and looked him up and down. "If they're not worthy, then you are?"

Yuanjia's expression did not change. He stepped forward, bending down until he was almost touching Song Luan.

"With a body as incomplete as your servant's, I am even less worthy." Before Song Luan could breathe a sigh of relief, he continued, "The officials and commoners may say many foolish things, but when they say I was born low and aim too high, they're not wrong."

Otherwise, how could he have come to desire the princess all to himself, with that desire growing stronger by the day?

Theme: Those who love each other will eventually be together.