Lu Qichen, ruler of the demon realm, lives in the human world under an assumed name.
His beautiful, gentle lover is the movie emperor Qu Shinian, and their adorable, handsome little one has just turned five. The life of their family of three is much like that of any ordinary family.
Until one day.
Their little one came running out of the bathroom, shouting, "Dad! I think I grew a demon tail!"
Lu Qichen: "...It's fake."
Fake my ass.
His identity as the Demon King was about to be exposed.
Being found by his sworn enemies in the divine realm would be a small problem.
But what would he do if his gentle, considerate lover discovered the truth and asked for a divorce?
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For the sake of their kid,
Lu Qichen and the younger demons came up with countless plans, but for some reason, the little one's demonic power still couldn't be fully controlled.
One day, while the child was at school, they blew up the most prestigious kindergarten in the human realm. Lu Qichen and Qu Shinian rushed to the principal's office.
The principal trembled. "Sweetie! Your enrollment health form said your mom and dad were ordinary humans. How can you be a demon?!"
The next moment,
the principal spotted Qu Shinian and froze. "M-Main God, you picked this child up, right?"
Qu Shinian: "He's ours."
Lu Qichen: "???"
His wife was actually the strongest being in the divine realm? His destined nemesis? And she'd given birth to a demon kid for him?!
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Qu Shinian had grown tired of being the Main God.
Regardless of the divine realm's objections, he insisted on experiencing an ordinary life in the human world.
Becoming an actor was undoubtedly his best choice.
He became a movie emperor before he knew it, then fell in love with a handsome man before he knew it, too. He acted reserved and abstinent on the outside, but spent every day admiring Lu Qichen's looks on the inside. Even while filming, he couldn't stop craving his husband's defined abs and that gorgeous V-shaped torso.
Then he accidentally discovered that their kid didn't have the traits of a human.
At the same time, his lover Lu Qichen seemed to be his thousand-year-old nemesis, a world-destroying Demon King whose power surpassed all realms.
Qu Shinian: This is kind of exciting.jpg
#Movie Emperor Qu asks online: How can I trick my puppy-like husband into taking demon form, growing horns, and kissing me?#
[The occasionally goofy, aloof Demon King x the beautiful Main God who can't resist a top]
Reader's guide:
Mutual indulgence. Not suitable for readers with extreme pairing preferences.
The author once paused to revise the story. Chapters may differ from the comments.
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"Bending an Industry Big Shot After Dressing as a Woman"
After their company was acquired, the boy group's debut project was canceled. In a fit of anger, the other trainees begged Dou Ke, the group's prospective visual, to dress as a woman and seduce their future boss for revenge.
Dou Ke was furious and drunk. He added the man as a friend, sent him a photo in a maid outfit, and immediately received a message from the returning rich heir who owned the company.
Shen Shiyan: Move the camera a little lower.
Dou Ke: ?
He hadn't planned to keep up the act, but then he ran into a total pervert. So Dou Ke put on fishnet stockings and played along: I'm so lonely. Big brother, will you keep me company?
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Shen Shiyan was the only son of an elite family. He'd received an elite education since childhood, and his wealth and social standing made all the other rich kids in the industry envious.
But the stiff, dull life that came with all that left him utterly bored.
Then one day, he added the wrong stranger's account. A clingy flirt who was both innocent and hot, and knew how to act cute, latched onto him and found new ways to seduce him every day.
And the person didn't want money or the so-called industry connections.
Shen Shiyan: ...
He'd only meant to tease the sender of those flirtatious messages, but it turned out to be a poor kid working away from home. Now he worried every day that some bad person might trick the kid away.
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The Starry boy group's debut project was revived.
Dou Ke could hardly believe he was finally making his debut. Later, his talent made him a sensation, and he became a rising top-tier star, winning the annual Best New Boy Group award.
The host asked him, "Who do you most want to thank?"
In a moment of impulse, Dou Ke thanked the company president for his support and care. His eyes glistened with tears. The handsome young man had never cried like this before.
But when the camera cut to Shen Shiyan in the audience, the young president was silent, his face seemingly cold and unresponsive.
People following the live trending topics bluntly commented: Dou Ke really had to throw himself at someone who couldn't care less. Well, there you go. I'm embarrassed for him!
That night,
Shen Shiyan was pinned beneath Dou Ke on the bed, his face pressed into a pillow. His words came out muffled as he complained about the guy who had tricked him online in women's clothes back then: "Why didn't you put on the new outfit you bought?"
Dou Ke was silent for a few seconds. The moment Shen Shiyan leaned in to kiss him, Dou Ke's ears turned red. In a low, indulgent voice, he said, "I'll change right now."
Theme: Become stronger so you can protect the people you love.
Ah?? It's over???
The ending is a bit hasty, when will the next volume be released?
It makes me laugh so hard. This variety show is quite explosive in the entire universe.
Madam, you still need to pay more attention to your health. Health is more important!
It's so funny, the two dads keep doing Tai Chi
... It's really not the case. It's just the love filter's fault. Go and play with Peppa Pig.
Please, please update it every day.
Very well written, keep up the good work
Let me count on my fingers. We are very destined. We will definitely meet soon.
Outrageous yet reasonable way to lose horses, congratulations on finishing the show