After I Lifted the Lid on Our Ancestor's Coffin

A goofy paranormal story, also known as: What Do I Do After I Lifted Our Ancestor's Coffin Lid and Found Out He's a Cool, Goofy Guy? and This Ancestor Isn't Proper One day, the little fraudster Bu Xiaonan posted on social media: "I accidentally lifted our ancestor's coffin lid, and now he wants to be my boyfriend. What do I do?" Someone in the know soon replied: "You're so lucky! How far have you gotten, if I may ask?" Bu Xiaonan glanced at the cool-faced ancestor behind him. The man was holding Bu Xiaonan's favorite giant bowl of chocolate, a gloomy, cold laugh on his face. "If you won't say yes, I'll perish together with it!" Bu Xiaonan silently turned back and replied to the person: "Thanks for asking. He's coercing me into a relationship." Blurb subject to change, November 4, 2021 Theme: Keep living your best life