All I Ask Is to Die (Transmigrate into a Book)

After transmigrating into an old-fashioned novel, Tang Yanke is faced with a plot and characters so cringe-inducing they could make you dig a mansion out of the ground with your toes. As the story's bottom, all he wants is a quick and painless escape. When the domineering CEO, with his wicked, arrogant swagger, delivers the classic line, "You're playing with fire," Tang Yanke expressionlessly pulls a portable fire extinguisher from his bag. "Two hundred and eighty yuan each. Want one?" When the aloof young heir of a powerful family coldly warns him, "Stay away from me," Tang Yanke immediately pulls out his phone and books a plane ticket, wishing he could carry the plane straight into the sky right then and there. When the school bully tycoon's mother says, "I'll give you five million to leave my son," Tang Yanke lazily raises his eyes and replies with utter indifference, "Think bigger. Your son is worth a hundred million." Note: This is a silly quick transmigration story where the author lets loose. It's not meant to be taken seriously. The blurb and title are tentative and may be changed when the story launches. Blurb written on 2021.5.29 Theme: Be strong, independent, and self-reliant