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To save his younger brother, Uchiha Madara is ordered by an unknown creature to open a kindergarten, officially named the "Uchiha Brand Shelter and Academy for Underage Child Prodigies Aged 3 to 6":
Five-year-old Ten Shadows, three-year-old Nine Tails, and even the Demon King, who looks six but is actually thousands of years old, are all included.
From then on, Madara's daily routine changes from "sleep, wake up, beat the Tailed Beasts" to "can't sleep, can't get up, look after the kids," along with dealing with all kinds of parents who come looking for their little ones.
Madara: I might as well work on the Infinite Tsukuyomi.
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When Gojo Satoru finally remembers the son left behind by his former enemy, the Heavenly Restriction Tyrant, he casually shows up, convinced the kid is as good as his. But then:
He opens the door to a strange, warped space, and a man with wildly spiky hair appears.
The man looks him up and down a few times. "Who are you?"
"..." Gojo Satoru: "Um, is little Fushiguro Megumi here?"
"Oh, Megumi's parent." The man flips through the register. "Fushiguro Megumi has been registered as an unaccompanied special-grade child. You can't take him away. If you want to see him, you can apply to become a special instructor."
"...Huh?" Gojo Satoru, a super-high-school-level genius, is dumbfounded. Just as he's about to shout, "What do you mean, illegal registration?!" he sees someone pass behind the spiky-haired man:
Isn't that his best friend, who just defected?!
"Satoru?" Geto Suguru, who just happens to be passing by, has two children in his arms and three more clinging to him. He smiles at Gojo Satoru. "Are you here to apply, too?"
Satoru: "..."
Satoru: What is going on with this world?
[Destroying the world by day, heating milk for the kids at home by night] That's the Uchiha family's idea of family love!
Pairing: Hashirama x Madara, others undecided
Theme: Family love is the most awesome thing ever!!!
