[Pre-release] [Revised Version]
Senju Hashirama was in a bind.
Of course he was. If you were suddenly told to produce a wife and a six-year-old child out of thin air within three days, you'd be at a loss, too, right?
Even the head of the Senju clan, the most powerful family in the Eastern Kingdom, who rarely showed his face, would find it difficult to pull that off...
"May I ask if you're married?"
Holding the hand of the man before him, whose unruly hair stuck out in every direction and whose gaze was startled, Senju Hashirama asked with shining eyes.
Meanwhile, Sasuke: ...
He could hear the thoughts of two people.
Hashirama: Great! If I marry this person, I can complete my mission to get close to the Western Kingdom's Prime Minister, Namikaze Minato, and his son, Uzumaki Naruto!
Madara: Great! If I marry this person, I can hide my identity as an assassin and live a peaceful life with Sasuke!
Heh, Sasuke thought, his face blank. Life is garbage.
Even worse were Gojo, the senior who smiled all the time but had plenty of secrets; Dazai, the laid-back, childish upperclassman who was cold inside; and Killua, the classmate from a prominent family who was, astonishingly, an assassin...
And then there was the idiot in front of him, blushing and stammering, "Sasuke, Sasuke, you're such a big dummy, ya know," while thinking, "Sasuke, Sasuke, I like you so much, ya know."
For the hundredth time, Uchiha Sasuke cursed his mind-reading superpower.
A story about Sasuke, who doesn't want to read people's minds but is forced to learn all their secrets, and the people around him, who are secretive from head to toe.
Spy Family parody, romance and light family comedy. Until they come of age, it's all puppy love: holding hands and kissing on the cheek.
Featuring: Naruto, Jujutsu Kaisen, Bungo Stray Dogs, and perhaps the "Zoldyck assassin family" later on, along with...?
Theme: I love my family.
