JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: The Knockoff Slytherin's Strange Adventure

I transmigrated into the world of HP, enrolled at Hogwarts, and then ended up in... Slytherin?

Now that really was a huge "surprise."

I have no ambition. I don't crave power. I can't always keep my cool, and elegance is the only thing I have even the slightest connection to.

But for some reason, people still think I'm like a snake.

This is so weird. Seriously weird.

The wizarding world is pretty boring to me right now.

But that's okay. I've already seized an opportunity.

JoJo? That sounds familiar...

(The setting is a mash-up of the games, the original books, and the movies!!!!! I've only seen the first two movies and read Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone!!!!)

Theme: Boredom