What Exactly Is the Poor Little Thing the Exorcist Picked Up?

Upcoming stories: Transmigrated as a Quack, I Became Everyone's Favorite; Max-Level Exorcist Transmigrates into the Hated Real Young Master Blurb: Song Yiqing, the heir to the richest man, has no interest in inheriting the family business. He spends all his time visiting haunted places. He's been able to communicate with spirits since childhood, and not only is he unafraid, he's also learned a whole set of skills for driving out ghosts and evil spirits. The exorcism tools he buys cost more than most exorcists could ever afford. Everyone else: We're jealous, but we're happy to lick his boots. One day, someone smashes through a window and crashes into his arms in the luxurious villa Song Yiqing has just bought. From then on, he has a clingy new companion: homeless, not very bright, tall and burly but weak and frail, Xu Chen. He needs to be fed and helped with his bath, and he claims he's scared of ghosts and the dark, so they have to sleep in the same room. Song Yiqing can't get rid of him, so he makes do with keeping him around. Whenever Song Yiqing goes to exorcise ghosts, Xu Chen tags along. He's agile and always does a great job of protecting him. Once, while exorcising ghosts in an old mansion, Song Yiqing accidentally loses sight of him. When he finally finds the poor thing in a panic, Xu Chen is grinning sinisterly. He jerks his head, and a vicious ghost's head comes off. He crooks a finger, and another ghost is disemboweled. He snaps his fingers, and the most ferocious ghost is torn in two. Song Yiqing: "..." Damn, he's so hot. I want to kick him! When he turns around, Xu Chen is back to being Song Yiqing's helpless little darling, looking panicked. "That was an illusion. You didn't really see that." If he stops acting weak, how is he supposed to get Qingqing to cuddle and hug him? Song Yiqing: "..." Right. Trying to use mind control on me? What on earth did I pick up? He says coldly, "Xu Chen, I'll buy you a Jin Zhen durian." The weakling Xu Chen lets out a sigh of relief. More tasty food! But that night, he learns that durian rinds are so prickly they hurt his mouth! He stares at a whole truckload of durians: "..." A supremely skilled, action-first, charming bottom An exceptionally powerful, fight-ready, pretend-to-be-weak, clingy green tea top who pursues his lover The top isn't human and has no human intelligence. He might seem a little stupid at first, but he's a fast learner and gets smart quickly. The top heals extremely fast, but he always keeps his wounds on display so the bottom will worry about him and feel sorry for him. The top is a green tea schemer. After beating up the bad guys, he'll turn around and whine to the bottom that someone hit him. The villainous side characters, covered in bruises: ??? 22-7-31 Upcoming story 1: Transmigrated as a Quack, I Became Everyone's Favorite Su Chen, a big shot in the cultivation world, transmigrates into the body of a half-trained Chinese medicine doctor running a shady clinic. He doesn't know the first thing about diagnosis, and the patients crowding the clinic are all shouting at him. He keeps prescribing expensive, useless medicine. What a scammer! He spots several little ghosts boldly wandering around and sucking away people's vitality. His expression turns cold, and he flicks the temple of a little boy who has suddenly started crying in the crowd, pinches him, then gives him a hearty slap! Before the boy's grandmother can react, the child stops crying, throws up a lot of undigested food, and says he doesn't feel uncomfortable anymore. Su Chen watches the little ghost turn to ash, puts on an air of authority, and says with a straight face, "The child's indigestion caused a high fever. I dispelled the impurities through acupressure. He's cured." Then he gives an old man three pats and six smacks on the back, destroying another little ghost. The old man straightens his back and bursts into tears of joy. "I've been hunchbacked for almost ten years. I never thought I'd be able to stand straight again in my lifetime!" The crowd falls silent for two seconds. "Holy crap, that's amazing!" "Who said he was a quack? He looks like a real miracle worker to me!" "Doctor, can you treat my acne quickly?" "What about nearsightedness?" "Can you make me as thin as a lightning bolt in one second?" Su Chen: "Yes." He may not understand what all these strange illnesses are, but he believes there isn't a ghost in the world he can't drive out. Even if someone's illness isn't caused by ghosts, a powerful cultivator can still use mystical arts to help people! He soon becomes famous and a much-loved miracle doctor! A hugely popular online influencer camps out to livestream him treating patients, which leads to a famous actor paying a fortune to hire him as a personal physician; A financial big shot invests in opening a hospital for him; A business tycoon patents the pills he invents... Yin Xu, head of the Paranormal Affairs Bureau, taps his long fingers, radiating menace as he blocks all of Su Chen's romantic prospects, jealous beyond belief: "No approaching him." Su Chen: "..." Is a ghost king really suited to being head of an agency that specializes in exorcisms? Career-focused immortal master bottom Love-brained ghost king top Upcoming story 2: Max-Level Exorcist Transmigrates into the Hated Real Young Master He Chu, a genius of the occult arts, transmigrates into the real young master's body in a wealthy family. The fake young master looks down on him and treats him with contempt. His parents tell him to behave himself and not upset the son they raised. The family's welcoming gift to him is a ferocious ghost in his bedroom. The next day, He Chu appears looking refreshed and energetic. His cruel mother, scumbag father, and fake young master are dumbfounded: The ghost they hired must not have shown up! Qi Yue, a ruthless and twisted business tycoon, is constantly badgered by his family to get married. He draws a lot and ends up with the He family. The He family hurriedly hands He Chu over to Qi Yue, while the fake young master, He Lin, gives him a big bundle of ferocious ghosts. Qi Yue coldly tosses He Chu a marriage agreement. After the wedding, little ghosts are everywhere in the Qi family villa, making it lively. He Chu: "Young Master Qi, that ghost has a nice look." Fortune-stealing ghost: "You have good taste~" Qi Yue, who can suddenly see ghosts: "Are you blind?" He Chu: "Wow, that one looks powerful!" Wealth-snatching ghost: "Hmph. Stop kissing up to me, or I'll swallow you!" With a soft "whirr," He Chu smiles sweetly and crushes the arrogant ferocious ghost with his bare hands. All the ghosts in the villa: "!" Holy crap, this guy is terrifying! Qi Yue: "..." This guy is interesting. The fake young master who controlled the ghosts suffers a backlash and ends up in the ICU. Later, if he hadn't cried like an idiot, kowtowed to He Chu, and admitted he'd been wrong, he might really have died. He Chu: I was playing with ghosts before your ancestors were even born. It doesn't take He Chu long to make a name for himself in wealthy circles through his genuine abilities. As his social engagements multiply and he occasionally stays out all night, he can always feel a chill down his back, as if an angry pair of eyes are watching him. Qi Yue watches him enjoying himself among the flowers and finally loses his patience: "Do you remember you're a married man?" He Chu: "Sorry, I really forgot!" After all, Qi Yue is either away on business or staying at the office, so He Chu has all the freedom he could want. Qi Yue coldly and mercilessly tears up the marriage agreement. He Chu: "?" Qi Yue: "Then I'll make sure you remember today." He Chu: "!" A smiling, people-pleasing bottom who never lets himself lose out A ruthless, black-lotus top Wishing you a happy read! Theme: Return every kindness and never forget your original purpose