[Marvel + Transformers] From the Start, I Lived in Arkham

A first-person self-insert romance. The love interest might be Megatron from IDW, but before she gets together with the old bucket of bolts, the heroine will be pretty wild. (The private lives of superheroes are kind of messy anyway.)

The heroine is mentally ill. She'll recover later, but she'll still be a little crazy. When she's having an episode, she's a bit unhinged; when she isn't, she can drive people away with a single sentence, like an old-school internet troll. She's abnormal compared with normal people, but a lot more normal than the Joker.

Silly humor + supernatural horror

Blurb:

Question: What kind of person is Jiang Yue Bai?

The Batman Who Laughs: A terrible friend

Harley Quinn: A close girlfriend

The Riddler: %&#... [The Riddler was removed from this live interview for using offensive language]

Old Bat: She always claims I'm her husband

Superman: A really cute girl (blushing)

Wonder Woman: A very interesting young woman

Madame Viper: My favorite girl

Thanos: She's a pretty good girl. Too bad she never shuts up.

Loki: %#@&... [Loki was removed from this live interview for using offensive language]

Iron Man: She likes giving me princess carries

Doctor Strange: She can do some really amazing magic

Wanda: A little angel

Jiang Yue Bai: Since everyone thinks so highly of me, could you waive my rent at Arkham this month???

Optimus Prime: You don't actually have to keep living at Arkham. You could stay at the Autobot base.

Megatron: ??? Optimus, would you care to repeat what you just said?

Theme: Let's fall in love sweetly!