I Conquer the Cultivation World Through Song

Warnings:

1. There may not be a male lead.

2. Readers who insist on chaste relationships, stay away.

3. Logic is dead, and the author retcons things.

4. This story is the product of an imagination warped by watching too many bizarre videos. If it's not your thing, please don't complain.

Blurb:

I got bound to a System. According to the System, this is what my future fighting style will look like:

Cornered by a sworn enemy? Don't panic. Wait while I sing a song.

Cornered by someone stronger than you? Don't panic. Wait while I sing a song.

Cornered by a group of powerful experts? Don't panic. Wait while I... Hey, this one actually is a little panic-inducing...

"Don't panic. Just sing."

"But... System, this body is mute!"

A ridiculous, brainless comedy. Please don't use your brain while reading. Just have fun. The author retcons things and ignores logic.

I'm not very good at writing blurbs, so just check out the story~ If you like it, lovely ladies, please leave a comment and bookmark it. Love you all, mwah^3^

Theme: Bringing you a laugh is all that matters.