[The blurb has been reworked with a new premise. I couldn't keep writing the previous version, so I'm very sorry. I'll hand out red envelopes to celebrate the launch!]
[ A fun story. I'll do my best to cheer everyone up.]
Li Fengyuan, junior sister of the Floating Island Sect, often transmigrates along with her sect into all kinds of bizarre melodramatic novels. In these stories, her senior brothers are handsome male leads and supporting characters, while she is the vicious supporting woman everyone loves to hate.
Li Fengyuan: "...Let this world be destroyed."
The first melodrama: Three Powerful Men Fall for Me.
Her three senior brothers are cast as the suave male lead, the gentle and amorous second male lead, and the cold, aloof third male lead. But after transmigrating, the narcissistic eldest senior brother, the beautiful bald second senior brother, and the third senior brother whose brain has short-circuited pull off all kinds of outrageous stunts: turning into cockroaches, stealing the female lead's hair, and putting her on their heads to use as an umbrella. The vicious supporting woman, Li Fengyuan, has no choice but to comfort the devastated female lead with sympathetic words.
In the end, the female lead says to Li Fengyuan with tears in her eyes, "I understand now. All men are dogs, and sisterhood is the truest thing in the world! If you ever get into trouble, sister, I'll brave any danger to save you!"
The second melodrama: The Genius Little One.
A child appears on the island, and at a young age has already acquired the traits of narcissism, baldness, and brainlessness. Her senior brothers suddenly become mysterious big shots, and under the influence of the plot, they test their blood to establish whether they are related. To their surprise, every sample matches! So they add Li Fengyuan's blood too, then announce, "Junior sister, we've discovered your special ability!"
Li Fengyuan chases them with her sword, ready to beat them up. "Try using your brains before you speak!"
The third melodrama: The Dragon-Proud Hero's Face-Slapping Comeback.
A swaggering hero plans to punch the Alliance Leader, kick the Buddhist prodigy, and make the Sword Venerable his underling. But he gets caught up in a sect brawl, is knocked out with one punch by Li Fengyuan, the girl who once broke off their engagement, and ends up crying, "Waaah, Mom, I want to go home, study hard, and take the college entrance exam! Transmigration is too hard!"
On top of all that, there are other scripts, such as The White Moonlight and Her Substitute Tear Each Other's Hair Out, After Saving the Honored One, I Ran Away Pregnant, and The Big Shot Turns into a Cute Pet. After putting out one fire after another, Li Fengyuan ultimately becomes the darling of the entire cultivation world. She sighs with the weary air of someone who's seen it all: "It's really not easy being me."
Bonus scene:
Beneath the Floating Island, an ancient great demon said to be capable of destroying heaven and earth is imprisoned. With a gloomy expression and handsome face, he spends every day staring blankly at the wall. But one day, melodramatic scenes come at him from every direction, and he becomes thoroughly engrossed in the ongoing drama.
"I never imagined that a thousand years later, the disciples of my sect would..."
As he watches the most energetic female disciple in the middle, bright as a little sun, the corners of his mouth lift in a smile he doesn't even notice.
A very, very long time ago,
he had once been one of them.
[A story about senior brothers and junior sisters tearing each other's hair out while matching wits with all kinds of scripts. The System came from one of those melodramatic novels on a certain site. It doesn't know the whole truth, and it even got her name wrong.]
Li Fengyuan: "Hello, I just realized this. Aren't you being a little too ridiculous?"
(The blurb has been screen-recorded.)
Theme: Protecting the environment is everyone's responsibility.