This is a comedic slice-of-life ramble. The power scaling is a mess, and the protagonist isn't strong. Please check the warnings below the blurb before reading. A deep bow.
The blurb for my next book is at the very bottom. If you're interested, please add it to your collection, dear readers. Sob.
Blurb:
Uchiha Zhi is a woman, and an Uchiha who loves stirring up trouble.
Unhappy that her big brother Madara didn't become the First Hokage, she's preparing to sneak away on the eve of the Senju big shot taking office.
But life is full of surprises. News arrives: her second brother, Izuna, is dead!
Huh? Her big brother is dead too!
A bolt from the blue!
In her fury, she awakens the Mangekyo Sharingan. When she comes to, she finds herself... Where is she?
This world is filled with towering buildings, and its subway system is so complicated that Uchiha Zhi gets lost three times. Once the height of fashion in the ninja Warring States era, Uchiha Zhi has become a country bumpkin.
Uchiha Zhi: ?
On top of that, there are two more problems.
First, there are a surprising number of monsters in this weird place... and no one else seems able to see them?
Second, everyone knows the Mangekyo makes you go blind.
Put those together, and...
Uchiha Zhi: I can't see! Time to get used to life as an old lady!
Later, she gets roped into a higher vocational school, one that happens to match her illiterate level after only attending the Uchiha clan school.
She loves this school because it's full of people just like her, pretending to be blind.
Especially that white-haired guy, and that weird guy with his eyes closed and his odd bangs!
5t5: ?
Geto: Is that any way to talk?
Warnings (highlighted!):
1. Comedic slice-of-life ramble. The power scaling is a mess, and the protagonist isn't strong!!! The bullying starts in Chapter 20.
2. The timeline is a jumble, with tons of canon changes and original settings (for example, Utahime and Mei Mei are second-years at Tokyo Jujutsu High)! It opens at Jujutsu High. The setting is that she transmigrated from a comedic version of Konoha (important: Izuna and Tobirama can get along here, rather than actually stabbing each other, so the heroine could coast in Konoha before. It's a comedic Konoha, so it definitely isn't as challenging as the original) to a comedic version of Jujutsu High. The power levels don't completely match the original (same goes for the Jujutsu High side).
3. The main story is comedic slice-of-life with no romance. The teacher bonus chapter features Geto. I want to break away from the angst, so I hope everyone can just laugh and have fun.
4. In the Jujutsu world, 5t5 is still the strongest. The author just loves the idea of him being the strongest. Sob. (The Konoha side is too fantastical, so the author is doing their best to make it work.)
5. The Yokohama timeline is a complete mess, so don't read too much into it. It shows up just to provide comic relief.
6. The white cloth over the heroine's eyes is very thin, so she can see through it. The protagonist can't slaughter everyone in her path. She mostly torments the people around her. If this isn't a good experience for you, if you aren't enjoying it, or if the characters don't match what you imagined, the author apologizes in advance. Feel free to stay or go as you please.
7. The glory belongs to the original work; any OOC is on me.
Thank you, dear readers. A deep bow.
(The blurb has been screen-recorded.)
Coming soon:
My Two Interstellar Accounts
Feng He, a longtime hospital patient, accidentally enters the world of an interstellar game.
Genetic modification, mechanical bodies, and social status determined by mental strength. Chilling mechs roam the universe, while beneath the Alliance's peaceful facade lies a world of blood and fire, rife with power struggles.
In this world, Feng He has two accounts.
The first account is amazing: max level from the start, feared by everyone, and said to have the strongest mental power in the entire universe. She takes up the account of the commander of the Dark Star, charges into battle, and kills the Alliance elites who surrounded her. Then she happily fights her way to the Alliance's headquarters, planning to build a new world.
Of course, for one reason or another, she almost succeeds. But that's not the point. The point is that she uses this account until mental shock forces her offline.
Being forced offline would be bad enough, but Feng He is also forced to log into her second account.
The second account is bizarre. This is how the System introduces it:
The rise of the Dark Star has left the Alliance deeply shaken, especially by its commander's absurdly powerful mental abilities. As a loyal, naive, and talented military academy student of the Alliance, pass the undercover agent selection exam and help the Alliance wipe out the Dark Star!
Feng He grips a knife: "..."
I have to fight myself? This is ridiculous. System, where are you?!
The System's crow flaps frantically: "Caw! Help me, caw!"
Please add it to your collection, orz.
Theme: Life goes on, so keep striving.
You guys, put your brothers on the public screen! (Moved to tears)
Another reliable person turned out to be Kei, who was I thinking?
Fuck hahahahaha, is this the reason for your sudden end? (Sudden change of face)
Reliable people from two eras
I want to watch the extra Wuhu linking up with Kakashi
Hahahahahahaha~ Is it true that the original world is so miserable because there are not enough sand sculptures??
Haha, the two of them formed the Higher Education Victims Alliance
Sprinkle flowers and want to stick with Xiaohui Panda Zaizai
There is only one point, isn't it? The rest is actually included in the author's words, which is a bit surprising.
In fact, there is another person who lacks teacher ethics, Kakashi! It's a pity that it's not on the same timeline