The Tyrant Boss's Double Reduction: Where Can His Darling Wife Run from Xueersi?

[Blurb One]

After failing his tribulation, Xueersi inexplicably transmigrated into the future.

The moment he opened his eyes, Zuoyebang and New Oriental rushed over in tears, crying, "Brother Xue, the Double Reduction policy is here! We're doomed!"

Xueersi: "?"

I don't get it.

[Blurb Two]

In his previous life, Xueersi cultivated the Ruthless Dao and reached the pinnacle.

But one misstep led to failure during his tribulation, and he was reduced to ashes.

After death, his soul lingered in this world, where he saw his nominal Dao companion, Shuangjian, kneeling calmly and for a long time before him.

At last, Shuangjian resolutely walked into the flames, dissipated all their cultivation, and returned their soul to heaven and earth.

Xueersi was deeply shaken.

Reborn in a new life and transmigrated to the modern world, Xueersi discovered that he was no longer human.

As a famous online learning app cursed by countless primary and secondary school students, he had to struggle to take human form while being careful not to get recognized.

Meanwhile, Shuangjian stared at him coldly, knife in hand, and asked in a completely emotionless voice, "Do you have any last words?"

Xueersi: "..."

Aaaaaah, don't come any closer!

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Today I logged into Xueersi and saw an announcement saying that courses would be discontinued because of the Double Reduction policy.

Me: This is too perfect not to write about.

A silly story, just for the jokes.

I'm in eighth grade and wrote this on a whim. I didn't finish it and won't be continuing it, so I've marked it as complete.

March 17, 2026. It was originally titled "Xueersi Fails His Tribulation," but I realized that changing it to the same format as the neighboring Guan San server would be funnier in my collection, so I changed it.

Message: Study hard.