The Tyrant Boss's Third Affair: Where Can His Darling Wife Run?

"Boss, the vice president has been locked in the server room for three years."

"Has he admitted he was wrong?"

"No. He's been handling the servers for three years, and Jinjiang has been glitching for three years too. All the users have left!"

Guan San peeked out from the side, hugging a server. "Jinjiang can glitch all it likes, as long as the servers are fine."

He smiled ominously. "It'll never get away from me."

That night, the top trending topic on Weibo:

#Shocking! The CEO of a famous web-novel company chases the vice president with a knife and tries to blow up the server room. Is this a distortion of human nature or a collapse of morality?#

[It runs, he pursues, and Bing Xin makes sure they can't escape.]

1. I couldn't resist writing this. Guan San and the server are just perfect together!

2. A silly comedy, just for fun. Please don't take it as a comment on real life.

3. Probably a short story of a few tens of thousands of words. QAQ My writing isn't very good.

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It's not actually finished, even though it's marked complete.

I wrote this when I was thirteen. After getting obsessed with novels and suffering through Jinjiang glitching out in the middle of the night, I produced this deranged work at three in the morning. The logic and style are all over the place, so just have fun reading it (covers face).

Theme: Work hard.