[The new story, "CP Comments Dancing Right in Front of the Real Couple," is now open: "I Went Viral After Filming a Life-Swapping Variety Show." If you're interested, please add it to your collection. The blurb is below.]
A few things to clarify:
1. The seven in the blurb doesn't mean anything else. It's just modeled after the Calabash Brothers rescuing their grandpa one by one. (Of course, I love the Calabash Brothers and their grandpa.)
2. There are only so many ways for a celebrity to fall from grace, so I could think of seven at most.
3. I also like the number seven. A week repeating in a complete cycle of seven days is quite satisfying.
4. This is just for fun. Please don't compare it to real people.
5. This story is entirely fictional. Please don't mention the names of any groups. Thank you.
[Blurb]
Allow me to introduce myself.
My name is Qin Fengmian, and I'm the top idol in the entertainment industry.
No, I got that wrong. I'm the boss of the entertainment industry's number-one boy band. No young woman's heart can escape my grasp.
When the first member was exposed for a scandal, I comforted myself: It's fine. One's gone, but I still have six. Surely this won't turn out like the Calabash Brothers rescuing their grandpa, with each one going out and never coming back.
As it turned out, I was wrong. Very wrong. This was exactly like the Calabash Brothers rescuing their grandpa. Not one was left.
That's right, every single one of them fell from grace.
No, my cash, all my money is gone!
After calming down, Qin Fengmian decided that losing money was a minor problem. But as their boss, being laughed at by countless netizens was a disgrace he couldn't undo.
What was he supposed to do?
"CP Comments Dancing Right in Front of the Real Couple"
With the new album's music video about to be filmed, the agreed-upon female lead canceled at the last minute. With time running out, Jiang He came up with a terrible idea.
After playing rock-paper-scissors, the losing member would cross-dress to fill the vacant role. At first, everyone treated it as a joke, but when the result came out, nobody could stay calm.
Because Jiang He had brought it on himself, and the other members happily shoved him toward the makeup room.
Jiang He was a hundred percent unwilling, but he couldn't stand being provoked. How could a real man be unable to take a loss?
Even after mentally preparing himself a hundred times, Jiang He still couldn't bear to look at himself in women's clothes. Was the person in the mirror really him? How could he call himself a tough guy in front of his brothers when he looked so delicate?
Cross-dressing was one thing, but the real problem was that a comment System had appeared in his head.
When his brothers saw him dressed as a woman, comments began scrolling through his mind one after another.
[The dance lead's gaze is so intense. He's looking him over from head to toe. Brothers, I'm shipping it. How about you?]
[I think he's a better match with the main vocalist. He's been staring at Jiang He's lips. So hot, and he even swallowed. I'm shipping these two.]
[But he put an arm around his waist! I'm losing my mind. Pale skin and a bronze complexion are the perfect match, okay? Don't stop me.]
[No, I think he's still better with the leader. The leader's watching from the corner. Wow, what a secret-crush perspective. I'm in love.]
Jiang He: ...
This is bad, this is bad. Why are my brothers looking at me so strangely?
"I Went Viral After Filming a Life-Swapping Variety Show"
Gentle but hot-tempered bottom? Loyal-dog, rugged top
After the college entrance exams ended, Zhu Hansheng had planned to take it easy. Instead, his agent tricked him into joining a show called "Life Swap."
The contract had been signed and he'd already been brought there. Zhu Hansheng had no choice but to swallow his complaints.
As one by one, the other young participants were taken in by kind families, the person who came for him was a man wearing a loose vest covered in dirt, faded jeans, and a straw hat.
His trouser legs were rolled up to his knees, and he wore muddy rain boots. As if that weren't enough, he even had a hoe slung over his shoulder.
His mood sank to rock bottom, but Zhu Hansheng still had to put on an act for the cameras. Otherwise, after the show was edited, netizens would zoom in on even the smallest facial expression.
Still, since he was there, he might as well make the best of it. Zhu Hansheng wasn't spoiled, but the place was a poor backwater. If he wanted to live well, he could only set his sights on the household's sole able-bodied worker. So Zhu Hansheng made up his mind: his first step was to win the man over.
Theme: Create a better life.
Isn't school violence considered a serious house collapse? It's actually worse than falling in love.
Damn it, even if this team is disbanded, there are still people who would encourage others to hurt their teammates. There is no good person in this team.
When did the house collapse? It makes me so angry to see the male protagonist worrying about these white-eyed wolves.
I watched it because I wanted to see why it collapsed. I felt a bit sad at the end. I know there are no completely good people. I usually just follow the image they created, but I still feel bored when it is really ruined.
It's over, I feel much better
They are all dragging them down. I really want the protagonist to kick them all.
So Zhong is the bully, Liu is the one who was bullied and became a bully himself, and the assistant is here to take revenge?
What about girl groups? How many young ladies are gone?
I like this story very much, but the protagonist is really not well portrayed, and it feels like the character is just to suit the plot. The characters change personalities and tendencies after a few chapters, and the ending is also very hasty.
But I really like this story, and it's rare that I subscribe to JJ's full version.
This boss? . . . Why are there so many mistakes in these chapters, but there is no anger or investigation. The previous cat abuse was passed lightly, and now you have to help others with their children?
Finished spreading flowers! I wish Boss Qin a happy new journey!
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Isn't school violence considered a serious house collapse? It's actually worse than falling in love.
Damn it, even if this team is disbanded, there are still people who would encourage others to hurt their teammates. There is no good person in this team.
When did the house collapse? It makes me so angry to see the male protagonist worrying about these white-eyed wolves.
I watched it because I wanted to see why it collapsed. I felt a bit sad at the end. I know there are no completely good people. I usually just follow the image they created, but I still feel bored when it is really ruined.
It's over, I feel much better
They are all dragging them down. I really want the protagonist to kick them all.
So Zhong is the bully, Liu is the one who was bullied and became a bully himself, and the assistant is here to take revenge?
What about girl groups? How many young ladies are gone? I like this story very much, but the protagonist is really not well portrayed, and it feels like the character is just to suit the plot. The characters change personalities and tendencies after a few chapters, and the ending is also very hasty. But I really like this story, and it's rare that I subscribe to JJ's full version.
This boss? . . . Why are there so many mistakes in these chapters, but there is no anger or investigation. The previous cat abuse was passed lightly, and now you have to help others with their children?
Finished spreading flowers! I wish Boss Qin a happy new journey!