The Blunt Straight Guy's Big Talk Lands Him in a Minefield of Love

[Going premium at midnight on the 19th sharp. If you enjoy it, please come show your support! Updates will go live at midnight on the 20th and 21st. No update on the 22nd because it's my turn on the weekly feature list. Updates resume at midnight on the 23rd!] New chapters every night at midnight. If you're interested, please add it to your reading list! Si Nian is the very definition of a straight man: exceptionally handsome, gentle, and polite, the dream guy for countless men and women. But he has one tiny, insignificant quirk: he loves talking dirty, but only with male friends he knows well. "Ran Sheng, you've got a pretty nice ass." Fu Ransheng, about to stand up, gave a snort. "Yours isn't bad either." "Hey, nice abs." Gu Xuanwei, in the middle of taking off his shirt, raised an eyebrow. "What, want to touch them?" "Baby~ Is your sister going to be upset if you spend tonight with me?" Li Anfeng, on the phone with his mother, raised an eyebrow. "Baby, don't worry. You're the only one for me." Even online, the famous horror game streamer Yan Yan Niannian would make wild boasts during his livestreams: "666, if the streamer loses, he'll record a video wearing women's clothes tomorrow." Then he lost. Si Nian, who'd only been talking big, was dumbfounded. Huh? I was just joking! But keep talking dirty long enough, and sooner or later someone will take you seriously and teach you a lesson. "Si Nian, after all those things you've said, how about putting them into practice?" Si Nian, who considers himself straight: Help! I'm straight, don't come near me... Mmm, I guess having my dirty talk come true isn't so bad. Bonus Scene: One day, a post appeared on the school's confession wall: Question: A senior in my student council department keeps calling me "baby" and "big brother." Does he like me? But I'm a guy. Should I say yes? Replies: A female junior: Ha, you might as well have written Senior Si Nian's name right there. A male senior: You're reading too much into it. Si Nian calls everyone that. A male junior: Huh? I thought he only called me that~ A female senior: Draw your swords, rival! A roommate: Si Nian already has a boyfriend. Please don't pine for him. Thanks for all the well wishes :) Everyone: !!! Who? Who stole our campus heartthrob? Notes: 1. The three guys mentioned in the blurb aren't the only ones he talks dirty to. Fu Ransheng is the love interest. 2. The main character is a multifaceted heartthrob who's gentle and polite to girls but loves talking dirty to friends. He's popular with everyone, attracts men and women alike, and is the best-looking character in the whole book. Please don't read if that's not your thing. 3. Not for readers who only like sweet romance. The couple gets very, very sweet later, but before the main character and his love interest catch on to their feelings, the main character is very flirtatious without realizing it, and there's plenty of romantic rivalry. Later, he "settles down for love." Coming soon, please add to your reading list: "Entertainment World's Top-Tier 'Sister-in-Law'" Warning: Fan-site master privately messaging idols, and "sister-in-law" romance!!! At first, Xia Anlan only wanted to be a fan-site master for her boyfriend, who had just entered the entertainment industry. But as her follower count grew, she gradually began to feel uncomfortable. Xia Anlan: When can you tell everyone about us? Boyfriend: Lanlan, not yet. If we go public, the fans will leave. Xia Anlan: Oh. Thinking to herself: I want to break up! If you won't go public with me, plenty of others will. This year, fans of the mainland entertainment industry faced a huge crisis: whoever a certain fan-site master followed ended up dating someone, and always a man. The whole foundation of fandom collapsed! Fans, staring at that flawless, beautiful face: Ptooey, you heartthrob! They found her Weibo account: Please, sis, stop following people. Leave a couple of idols for us! Xia Anlan was baffled: I just wanted to be a fan. I never meant to privately message an idol. (cat face, confused.jpg) Besides, they were always the ones who added me first. When the fans finally discovered that a certain fan-site master was that very man stirring up all the chaos, and that he'd entered the entertainment industry because of his first love, they were furious: Ex-boyfriend, take your "fan-site master" and get out of the entertainment industry! The young master of the Xia family had never had much to worry about. Now he had exactly two problems: His first love, who had quit the industry, was humbly asking him to get back together; and his ex-boyfriends all refused to leave him alone. Xia Anlan: Being a fan is much more fun! Theme: We should accept ourselves as a whole, including our flaws and weaknesses.