[Sword of the Three Realms] Do No Wrong, and Fear No Ghosts at Your Door

My name is Tang Tang, and I've transmigrated. All this time, I fucking thought my parents were cultivators, so I followed the trend and embarked on the path of cultivation, with a Zhu Xian System.

But then I found out I was the only one on the path of cultivation. Everyone else was in a wuxia world.

This is so awkward. Why does a wuxia world have inventory bags? Why does it have qinggong light enough to break through the atmosphere? Why do martial arts have special effects? Isn't that misleading?! *flips table*

Later, her parents went on their honeymoon and thought she was a nuisance, so they entrusted her to some relatives. When she got there, she discovered that this family was huge and powerful, and every last one of them was an assassin.

Tang Tang: ...Goodbye forever!!!

Tang Wule: He had a cousin who'd been lost for many years. When the old madam and his father found out, they repeatedly told him to bring her back safe and sound. But when he finally saw her... Oh my god, did I sleep with my cousin? What do I do? Are the old madam and my father going to beat me to death? Or beat me to death? Or beat me to death? What do I do?! Help, anyone?! It's really urgent!!!!!

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