Fang Lina was a popular livestream seller, but one careless click on a mystery-box giveaway sent her transmigrating to a strange cultivation sect, where she was bound to a truly awful System.
Company name: Linxian Sect
Address: Atop Linxian Cliff
Legal representative: Half-Immortal Gu Qianyi
Employees: Eldest Senior Sister Wu Yuran, junior sister Yun Yidong
Land area: Beyond the horizon
Fixed assets: Three thatched cottages and a mountainside covered in ancient trees
Fang Lina had transmigrated into Yun Yidong, the junior sister of the Linxian Sect. Yun Yidong had an excellent constitution for cultivation, but died young.
System: You have half an hour of life remaining. Please recharge!
Fang Lina: I don’t have any money!
System: Life countdown: 3, 2, 1!
Fang Lina’s spirit floated in midair, wailing and begging: Recharge! Recharge! Recharge! I’ll recharge!
A legendary new star emerged in the cultivation world. She punched ape demons, trampled python monsters, pointed her sword at thousand-year-old tree demons, and enlightened vicious cat monsters. Most admirable of all, she wasn’t greedy for fame or fortune, and gave all her treasures to senior brothers and sisters from various sects, making friends everywhere she went. She gave herself the resounding title “The Cultivation World’s First Shopping Proxy.” That person was none other than junior sister Yun Yidong of the Linxian Sect! All she ever asked cultivators for was the one thing they thought least of: gold. Truly, a selfless soul!
“I’m a useless talisman cultivator. I’ve been at it for years, and the talisman I’m best at drawing has never worked.” A little white rabbit of a talisman cultivator, with alluring eyes, said shyly in a secret realm.
“What kind of talisman?”
“A Stone-to-Gold Talisman.”
“Senior brother, leave the fighting to me. Here’s my contact information. Would you like to add me as a friend?”
Until one day, the little white rabbit turned into a fox immortal with a huge tail and came to propose.
“I’m sorry. Humans and immortals walk different paths, and I can’t disobey my master’s orders.”
The fox immortal pulled out a stack of talismans.
“Um, perhaps I could reconsider.”
This is the tearful story of a shopping proxy making money to stay alive in the cultivation world. All the tears are for her mad master, her beautiful but tragic senior sister, and the fox immortal with a black sesame filling. Oh, and that life-threatening System, too.
Premise: Wherever you go, it pays to have a good skill.
