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I'm shamelessly sharing two upcoming stories: the xianxia novel The Cultivation World's First Personal Shopper, and the contemporary romance Liang Shangjun, a Gentleman Who Doesn't Keep His Love Waiting. Their blurbs are below this story's blurb. If you're interested, please add them to your library (fidgets with fingers).
Story blurb:
Please add this to your library~~~~ Biu biu, heart attack!
A goofy celebrity and a shy young police officer;
One has just become famous, the other has just started the job;
One is always getting played by her agent, the other is always getting played by his team leader.
They met in a "romantic" way on the most boring dating show ever!
"Hurry up! Fall in love right now! Get married! Have a baby!" Their fans were beside themselves.
But these two were still taking things slow! This is so frustrating. Can we fast-forward?
You can fast-forward a show, but not your life.
What a sigh.
Song: I like you, and I'm not afraid of anything.
Song: Don't get hurt again. It breaks my heart.
Tang: If you make me believe you, you won't get away.
Song: I never run away. I only chase.
Now let's interview Officer Tang. Applause!
Reporter: Please tell us about this case, blah blah blah blah.
Officer Tang the Robot: Sorry, that's classified.
Reporter: Please tell us about the people involved, blah blah blah blah.
Officer Tang the Robot: Sorry, that's classified.
Reporter: Please tell us about the scene, blah blah blah blah.
Officer Tang the Robot: Sorry, that's classified.
Reporter: ...Do you like Song Changhuan?
Tang... smiles shyly with pursed lips: Sorry, that's classified.
Reporter: Stop smiling. You've already given it away.
Upcoming story 1, The Cultivation World's First Personal Shopper:
Fang Lina is a popular livestream shopping host. But after she impulsively clicked on a mystery-box giveaway, she was transported into a book, where she landed in a strange cultivation sect and got bound to a lousy System.
Company name: Linxian Sect
Address: Atop Linxian Cliff
Legal representative: Half-Immortal Gu Qianyi
Employees: Eldest Senior Sister Wu Yuran, Junior Sister Yun Yidong
Area: As far as the eye can see
Fixed assets: Three thatched huts and a mountain covered in ancient trees
Fang Lina has taken the place of Yun Yidong, the junior sister of the Linxian Sect. In the book, Yun Yidong has excellent spiritual roots but dies young.
System: You have half an hour of life left. Please recharge!
Fang Lina: I'm broke!
System: Life countdown: 3, 2, 1!
Fang Lina, her spirit floating in midair, begs through her tears: Recharge! Recharge! Recharge! I'll pay!
A legendary new star has emerged in the cultivation world. She fights ape demons with her fists, tramples snake monsters underfoot, points her sword at thousand-year-old tree demons, and enlightens vicious cat monsters. What earns her the most respect is that she isn't greedy for fame or fortune. She gives all her treasures to senior brothers and sisters from the various sects, making friends everywhere. She's given herself the impressive title of "the cultivation world's first personal shopper." That person is Yun Yidong, junior sister of the Linxian Sect! All she asks for in return is gold, the worldly possession cultivators value least. What a truly selfless person!
"I'm a useless talisman cultivator. After all these years, the talisman I know best how to draw has never been any use." A shy little rabbit of a talisman cultivator with peach-blossom eyes said this in a secret realm.
"What kind of talisman?"
"A Stone-to-Gold Talisman."
"Senior Brother, leave the fighting to me. Here's my contact info. Would you mind adding me as a friend?"
Until one day, the little rabbit turned into a fox immortal with a huge tail and came to ask for her hand in marriage.
"I'm sorry, humans and immortals follow different paths. I can't disobey my master's orders."
The fox immortal pulled out a stack of talismans.
"Um, maybe I can think about it again."
This is the blood-and-tears story of a personal shopper making money in the cultivation world to keep herself alive. All those tears are for her unhinged master, her beautiful yet tragic senior sister, and the fox immortal with a black-sesame heart. Oh, and that life-threatening System.
Upcoming story 2, Liang Shangjun, a Gentleman Who Doesn't Keep His Love Waiting:
Liang Shangjun has been active since childhood. A coach took him in and got him into tennis, and he played for twelve years, eventually becoming a passionate member of the national tennis reserve team.
Wu Ziqing has loved quiet since childhood. His mother sent him to learn street dance, but he wound up in a folk dance class instead. After twelve years of training, he became the aloof belle of the folk dance world.
The Liang and Wu families live one floor apart. Liang Shangjun and Wu Ziqing grew up together, with one starting fights and the other keeping watch. They were inseparable from primary school through university.
When Liang Shangjun watched one of Wu Ziqing's matches with his teammates on the national tennis reserve team, he said happily, "Look, that's my buddy. We grew up together!"
In his speech after receiving the trophy, Wu Ziqing said, "I've always liked someone. We grew up together, childhood sweethearts."
Liang Shangjun: "!!! Growing up together only makes you childhood sweethearts if you get married in the end!!!"
Wu Ziqing: "Then let's get married."
Oh, I forgot to mention: Liang Shangjun is the childhood sweetheart, and Wu Ziqing is the boy who grew up alongside him.
Theme: You're most moving when you strive for a stable, harmonious society.
Ahhhhhhhhhhh, it looks good, there are no unnecessary misunderstandings between the male and female protagonists, they are each other from beginning to end, a sweet love story.
You can drive a stream-of-consciousness car. Some people in Jinjiang do it. It's a bit sweet, and it won't be banned.
What a selfish guy, he deserves not to be able to pursue the heroine
I've finished reading it. I'm very happy to see it. Can I look forward to Liang Shangjunzi's article [Star Eyes]
Wow, wow, it's so nice to have such direct and two-way feelings.
I really want to read the 10,000-word QVQ I dare not write
My wife's writing is not ugly, she is too self-effacing. I believe it will get better and better, both in terms of writing and your popularity.
It's so sweet to me. It's so sweet to me.
He is a pig with full mobility hahahahahahahahaha I can't stop laughing hahahahahahahahaha
Good guy!!! It was the first time I saw four mouth mouth mouth mouth mouth!!!!!!