Chuya Nakahara Decides to Break Up

Starting at the age of sixteen, Zhongliang Zhongye, a god of calamity, kept watching a movie in his dreams, bit by bit. It had a smooth plot and tragic characters, with a perfectly executed bad ending. Everything was fine except that the protagonist was Dazai Osamu. The movie's narration went like this: "Cowards are afraid even of happiness. They get hurt by cotton, and sometimes happiness hurts them too. Mr. Dazai is that kind of coward." "The Boss is as good as a god." "He is kindness itself." Watching Dazai Osamu repeatedly jump into the water, bounce back to life, kick a burly man flying with one foot, and somehow have mediocre hand-to-hand skills, Zhongliang Zhongye rubbed his eyes. Dazai Osamu? A coward?? Kindness itself??? Zhongliang Zhongye: ... One of us has to be insane. One day, his dream finally reached its ending. Dazai Osamu wore the Boss's red scarf and leaped from the roof of the mafia headquarters. Zhongliang Zhongye returned from a business trip to Rome to find nothing but an empty office and blue bricks below stained with bright red. At the same time, Zhongliang Zhongye noticed a new line of writing in the red-covered book Dazai Osamu could never put down. "I was born a human being. I'm sorry." Zhongliang Zhongye: ... Damn. Zhongliang Zhongye: Eyes shaking in shock!! From then on, he decided to treat his partner a little better, including but not limited to letting him use his lap as a pillow, cuddling him, and pampering the cat from every angle, until Dazai Osamu defected at the age of eighteen and his life took a completely different path from the movie. Zhongliang Zhongye: Hell yeah! I'm finally free! Dazai Osamu: ??? Dazai Osamu: ??? Dazai Osamu: Where's my wife? A sweet little story, guaranteed sugary. Let's write a wholesome couple for once. Theme: Be a good person