[The blurb for my upcoming novel, The Entire Court Wants to Kill Me, is below. Please add it to your collection~]
Blurb:
Li Guiyi, who died of overwork in her previous life, opened her eyes to find herself in a book, as Emperor Kang Zhao, a foolish ruler about to be usurped by the male lead.
Li Guiyi: !
The emperor was actually a woman?
Looking at the mountain of memorials, she hurriedly drafted an imperial edict, abdicated the throne, threw open the city gates, and welcomed the new emperor into the palace.
Li Guiyi slipped away with the gold and jewels and prepared to travel the world with her newfound fortune.
But just after she left the city, she was robbed of everything. Fortunately, a passing ruffian came to her rescue, but then he wouldn't leave her alone.
With her “great benefactor,” who ate plenty but did no work, in tow, Li Guiyi faced the first big problem after transmigrating: How could she make enough money to eat?
After Yan Yunmo rescued Li Guiyi, he suddenly regretted his earlier decision.
In his previous life, Yan Yunmo had been the new emperor's chief bodyguard, clearing the court of his enemies. But in this life, he wanted a quiet existence, so he took an easy post:
Keep an eye on the “former emperor” and stop him from making a comeback.
At first, Yan Yunmo couldn't stand the incompetent, foolish Emperor Zhao, who did nothing but talk.
But wherever they went, everyone around them praised Li Guiyi.
Villagers of Niangchuan: “The lucky star is here! He'll make sure we have enough to eat!”
A wealthy merchant in Jiangzhou: “The lucky general is here! He'll make us a fortune!”
Yan Yunmo couldn't help marveling. This person really did have a few tricks up his sleeve!
As Li Guiyi's fame spread, the new emperor ordered Yan Yunmo to get rid of her.
Facing his former comrades, Yan Yunmo held a twig between his teeth, raised his saber, and picked at his ear. “I'd like to see who dares!”
A greedy, flirtatious heroine who works like crazy from time to time
A free-spirited, deeply cunning rogue of a hero
Upcoming novel blurb
Chengyang was halfway through a VR game when everything suddenly went black. When she opened her eyes, she had transmigrated into the game as a puppet emperor.
The civil and military officials all looked respectable, flattering her to her face while secretly plotting how to kill her.
Chengyang recalled the host's words at the start of the game: “Ultimate mission: Kill the puppet emperor.” A thought struck her: If she died, wouldn't the game end and send her home?
So she promptly lay flat and gave up.
When a palace maid poisoned her, she simply picked up the drink and downed it. The maid was exposed and hanged herself, while Chengyang was completely fine.
During a garden party in the harem, the Dowager Consort pushed her into a pond. The Dowager Consort nearly died of illness, while Chengyang only ruined an outfit.
On a secret trip outside the palace, an assassin appeared. She hurried forward to meet him, but the Grand Tutor was nearly killed, while she was still full of energy.
Chengyang: “It's your fault I've survived this long!”
As Chengyang waited to die, she suddenly noticed that the shadow guard who kept stopping her from giving up and her nemesis, the Grand Tutor, seemed more and more alike. Could it be...
Impossible. That stiff, pedantic old fossil couldn't possibly have a crush on her!
Until one day, she woke from a nightmare and saw the impeccably dressed man from her waking hours lying naked beside her. He covered his lips with a hand and gave her an innocent smile. “Your Majesty must take responsibility for me.”
Chengyang: “Is this a new nightmare?!”
A neurotic empress, cold on the outside and warm on the inside
A scheming Grand Tutor with impeccable acting skills
Theme: Travel across our beautiful motherland and experience the local customs and cultures
Wow, this Zhaodi's aesthetics really shocked me. It's all pure gold. How did she keep her eyes open? Come on!
Yan Yunmo can do it, he not only frightened Li Guiyi, but also me! I also thought he really had some plan!
When will the prepayment start?
We need to deal with people like this, otherwise they will always look like this
God bless there is a crematorium for chasing wives, the heroine is too one-sided
How long is this article approximately? It's too painful to follow the series!
Sister Yu, is this an allergy?
If Gui Yi finds this person, will it provide clues to Le Qing's investigation of the bank?
Oh my god, returning home is like walking a tightrope without even realizing it. Who are the people around her?
Ouch, the map has been changed!