One Socially Mortifying Tip a Day

Chi Yue x Zhong Ninglu [Refined, aloof boss top x introverted, secretly lewd office-worker bottom]

Zhong Ninglu is an ordinary new office worker, but he has a secret ability no one knows about.

He can not only stay lucid in his own dreams and do whatever he wants, but also visit other people's dreams.

In real life, he's shy and socially awkward, and only lets loose in his dreams.

One day, on a whim, he enters his boss Chi Yue's dream.

From then on, he has a new playground where he can let himself go.

Come on, let's have some fun. We've got all the time in the world.

The next day, his cool and composed boss stands outside the cubicle partition with a coffee cup in hand. He nudges up his gold-rimmed glasses.

"Which version of XP is installed in your System?"

Zhong Ninglu: ??

It takes Zhong Ninglu a long time to realize that Chi Yue, just like him, is lucid in his dreams.

*Pack up and move out of the solar system tonight.*

*Life is short. Just put up with it and it'll be over before you know it.*

Later, his boss pins him between the wall and himself.

"What's the point of practicing in your dreams? Isn't it better to do it for real?"

Theme: May everyone who's far from home find a place to belong