Spicy Cat (Transmigration Parody)

All right, transmigration is all the rage these days, so let's jump on the bandwagon. If you want to meet Zhan Zhao, all you have to do is transmigrate to the Northern Song Dynasty, right? The real challenge is: whose body will you end up in... If it's... if it's... Then it'll really be a disaster. [This is an irreverent parody featuring the 1993 version of Justice Bao and a gloriously wicked character...] [Please forgive Snake's occasional bouts of craziness, especially those who've read Hidden Court Affairs.] Theme: