[Dropped!! Don't start reading!! Just a wild idea inspired by watching anime.]
My name is Chunhua, and I'm a retired magical girl.
I had just finished my dreary life of saving the world and was happily enjoying an ordinary daily life.
My twin brother hadn't retired yet. He was away on a work trip at the Time Government next door.
Bored at home, I started playing an immersive dating sim, hoping to experience the sweet romance of falling in love after an arranged marriage.
My husband in the first playthrough was a workaholic who loved killing himself. He ran away.
My husband in the second playthrough was a white-haired math professor. We divorced after our child was born.
My husband in the third playthrough was a frail Russian shut-in programmer. He went and got himself thrown in jail.
My husband in the fourth playthrough was a childish mystery novelist. His dialogue was all gibberish, so the game classified him as a bug.
My husband in the fifth playthrough was a god. He didn't even have a character model, just a dark blob. In the end, he returned to the heavens.
My husband in the sixth playthrough was a PE teacher who declared that, for the greater good, he had to kill his weak wife and child. I got so mad that I stabbed him to death.
What kind of demons were these randomly generated husbands?
Furious, I tossed the game into a cupboard to gather dust.
But I never imagined that the children I had with these bizarre husbands in the game would show up in real life?!
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Later, after I finally managed to raise these poor little ones, they transmigrated again.
They transmigrated to the worlds their biological fathers lived in.
Me: …
[Notes]:
- The main text is written in third person.
- Mainly Jujutsu Kaisen and Bungo Stray Dogs.
- The heroine and her younger brother are background senior characters in a fantastical action series. Their abilities are top-tier, but they love pretending to be ordinary people.
- A silly, lively child-rearing story, with painless motherhood and lots of original worldbuilding.
- Family affection and a love-triangle-style showdown. It doesn't follow the original plot, and the research may not be very rigorous.
- A stress-relief story, just an idea. Updates are irregular.
Theme: Family education influences a child's whole life
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