P.S. This is my first fanfic, and it's really bad! Girls, don't get into it, I'm begging you.
In a superpower world where people can summon fictional characters, a girl who wishes to remain anonymous is interviewed one day on the show Into the World of Superpowers:
[We heard that, as a summoning esper, you once went fifteen whole years without successfully summoning anyone, setting an Asian record. Is that true?]
"Yes. The past is too painful to look back on."
[And later, when you suddenly summoned En, um...]
"You can call him Mr. or Ms. His gender is Enkidu."
[...Has your life changed since then?]
"...Yes! It sure as hell has!" (She takes a tissue and wipes away her tears.) "A suspicious man who calls himself the Big Brother of Flowers keeps disturbing my sleep in my dreams; a Sage King who laughs all day and calls people mongrels moved into my house and threatened me with his treasury; the goddess of Venus drops by whenever she feels like it and puts on a full-scale Uruk family feud serial; and a poker-faced, airheaded sheep king keeps sneaking the little cakes I buy... (The next thousand words omitted.)"
[Please calm down...]
"...All they ever do is cause trouble. Why can't they learn a thing or two from the Avenger, the Round Table Knights, and the sword-wielding men?"
[Miss, behind you...]
"Don't stop me, let me finish! I can't live like this! I just want to enjoy my peaceful high school life! When all is said and done, if only I had..."
Theme: Get along, and accept our differences.
Ahhhhh, is it a trap??
!!! Is it Jingu!! Golden little angel!!!
After 26 years, I came back to read it again. I really like Enkidu. The Enkidu written by Da Da is really delicious 😭
Xiaoxiao's part about "if it hasn't been detected, could it mean that this drug has been developed for a long time" and "something that has troubled her for a long time" is simply terrifying to think about. It was a bit strange at the beginning. How could a two-year-old child independently summon and make wishes? At this age, he couldn't even understand what he said! Did Xiaoxiao get injected with this kind of drug when she was two years old? Then as she grew up and gained more experience, she realized something was wrong. It's not that "seven or eight years of summoning experience are all seniors", but Xiaoxiao has fifteen years!
Lying at the bottom of the pit. . . . QQ
After summoning three Artoria, can we really support them before getting Emiya's mother? 2333333 It's too scary.
Ah... So isn't Xiaoxiao's second summons or contract? Have you ever lost your memory?
????? If it's a scam, what else should I write?
????? If it's a scam, what else should I write?
Has Dada given up?