In my previous life, I was a cow and a horse, but in this life I enjoy silky smoothness.
You have become a rich woman and have more money than you can spend in the next life. The only bad thing is that the money is delivered to your door by express delivery and you need to sign for it yourself.
But how come a man grows out of your money? !
Ah? What is forced bundling?
Ah? How can you enjoy his money, power and status just by shouting about your husband?
Ah? What do you mean, everything is to avoid inflation? Anyway, he will die earlier than you. You don't want to go to work and earn little by little, right?
Of course you refuse to go to work.
But when you look at the man with two faces and four arms, tears suddenly flow out.
Don't think that Niu Ma will not chase after you. You know very well who the man in front of you is!
Even if he dies in the next second, he will not want to cut you into diced mangoes but mistakenly cut you into 2.5 Pieces!
"Can I change it?"
You point to the beautiful young man next to you who is panting slightly and walking like a weak willow supporting the wind. "I think this one will die faster."
"That won't work." The system declined, "Only the strongest can match you. You two are a match made in heaven."
You: "??"
You: "Stop singing, stop singing! He is indeed the strongest, but what if he kills me?! Can my little body support even one of his fingers?!"
"Oh, don't worry about this." The system assured, "Just say hello, husband, and he is yours - others have other people's farmhouses, and you also have your own husband."
My husband doesn't hit anyone anymore.
But my husband spends money like water!
He spent all your money!
Ah ah ah, your heart hurts so much, seriously apply for a replacement!
The system declined again.
"Why can't you change it?" You are furious, "Are you my system or his system? Doesn't your conscience hurt when you see him spending my money all day long? What use do I have for you?! Broke the system!!"
System: "It's not a broken system, it's a mother-in-law system."
You: "..."
A line of clear tears flowed from your eyes.
It turns out to be your mother-in-law. No wonder your road to wealth and wealth is so unsatisfactory... Hateful mother-in-law! !
System: "I can provide you with network and electronic products."
Your eyes lit up.
Mother-in-law, my dear mother-in-law, I misunderstood you just now...
System: "The Internet fee is one tael of gold per day, and other charges will be calculated separately."
You are furious: "I know that mothers-in-law in the world are as bad as mine! It doesn't count that you spend my money to raise your son, but you still want to get money from me! Why don't you go and rob?!"
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There is no shortage of the strongest in this world.
Your dead husband can be ranked from the Heian period to the present day.
What is the King of Curses, what is the ancestor of the ghost clan, what is the supreme moon, what is the light of humanity, what is the king of the dog clan, who is the most powerful witch, you have sorted it all out.
Recently, you succeeded in becoming the head matron of the Gojo family by relying on "Hi, husband". Then, you found that the eldest husband and the younger husband were fighting.
You gloat: "Mother-in-law, mother-in-law, your sons are fighting."
System: "Where did I get my son?"
You: "??"
After discussing it for a long time, I discovered that it was not the "mother-in-law system" but the "popo system"!
Hey, you said this was all right.
I heard you had a bit of an accent, and I thought you were trying to be cute on purpose.
The vicissitudes of the system: "No wonder you don't like this and are not interested in that. I thought I could only send you to meet the man sitting on the golden throne. I never expected that you just wanted me to send you black hair..."
Purpose: A good life cannot be lived up to