[Pre-order: The Immortals and Gods Academy of Huaxia Star is a companion series to this novel, with a similar setting and a light, comedic tone!]
Blurb:
To promote friendly relations between planets, Huaxia Star has finally signed the Treaty of Peaceful Coexistence and Friendly Exchange with the aliens.
As luck would have it, Lu Zhou is chosen to attend an alien school as an exchange student.
She packs her bags, brings local specialties, and enrolls at the Federation's First Military Academy.
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At first, the students of First Military Academy say:
"Isn't she just a useless, weak little crybaby? How could her planet bear to send her here?"
"If you can't fight, get out of the way! Don't hold us back!"
"Oh my god! She's a cripple with no beast form!"
Lu Zhou (smiling sweetly): ?
Later, the students of First Military Academy say:
"What the heck! What did she just pull out of her bag!? Is that thing bottomless?!"
"Get out of the way! She's about to split heaven and earth apart!!!"
"Run, run, run! The golden cudgel is coming down!!!"
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Later still, at the military academy tournament, students from other schools watch as someone who gets winded running even a hundred kilometers races along.
They laugh at her: "This is the best First Military Academy has to offer? What a joke! Are you that short on people?"
The students of First Military Academy: Shh. See for yourself.
Lu Zhou, exhausted from running for her life, points two fingers at the sky! The heavens split open at once, and a vision appears: three heads and six arms, red silk swirling around it, wind-and-fire wheels beneath its feet. The Third Prince Nezha possesses her, and with a single stride, the wind-and-fire wheels that travel ten thousand miles a day carry her straight to the finish line!
Students from other military academies watch the person who, when fighting alien beasts, dodges left and right and coyly holds a fan in front of her face.
They laugh again: "What a pathetic little weakling! If you can't handle this, how are you supposed to wreak havoc on the battlefield?"
The students of First Military Academy still say: Shh. See for yourself.
They watch as the banana-leaf fan in Lu Zhou's hand suddenly grows huge, and one swipe turns every alien beast into an ice statue!
Behind her appears the Victorious Fighting Buddha, the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, Sun Wukong, wearing a purple-gold crown and holding a golden cudgel! One blow sweeps across the entire battlefield, ending the fight!
The students from the other schools: ???
The students of First Military Academy: Feel that? That's the fear of being at their mercy!
Meanwhile, Lu Zhou bashfully closes her universe pouch and says in a friendly tone, "They're just local specialties~"
Yellow talismans, cards, transformation devices, martial arts, magical treasures, summoning techniques: all no big deal~
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In public, the female and male leads are [sworn enemies]. In private, they're [making out]~
Bonus scene:
Lu Zhou is a little surprised to find her [sworn enemy] in her dorm room.
She was going to have a friendly chat with her [sworn enemy], but his heat arrives, he smells delicious, and he starts taking his clothes off.
Lu Zhou: ...
She grabs a handful of sticky rice and throws it at him!
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Notes:
1. The planet the heroine visits for the exchange is an ABO world, with ABO people who have some beastfolk traits. She'll also meet other species besides ABOs.
2. The male lead is an elite alpha, proud and self-possessed.
3. Proud, self-possessed school bully and heartthrob x sunny, cheerful college girl. Girl x boy, and the school bully gets topped by the college girl.
4. The heroine has a slight everybody-loves-her quality, but not romantically, just admiration.
5. The heroine's character art was gifted by Bichui Gugu. Many thanks! (It's not the final design, though, and may change later.)
Pre-order blurb:
The Immortals and Gods Academy of Huaxia Star
Zhuo Lin has no idea what's happening to her. She just knows that everyone has been acting strange.
Huaxia Star's system used to be in the Milky Way, but now everyone says it's in the Reikans System.
Strange monsters have appeared in the sky multiple times, and people have flown up to defeat them, but everyone says it was just a flock of migrating birds.
There are all sorts of bizarre posts online, but everyone says they can't see them.
If they can't see them, then why can she scroll right past them!???
1.
Post:
[That's enough! I've had it! Our Joyful Union Sect isn't a brothel! We have dignity and principles!]
Reply: What a fiery personality. I like her.
Poster: Big sis~
Zhuo Lin: Your Joyful Union Sect...?
2.
Post:
[Announcement: I'm a demon cultivator, and I'd like to adopt a human man. I'm rich and make money every day, and I'm great at raising humans (nom nom nom). I'm also great at being a human (nom nom nom). No cultivator is better at being human than me! (nom nom nom)]
Zhuo Lin: What are you chewing!? Tell me, what are you chewing!?
3.
[Offering a huge reward for the Matchmaker's red thread and Cupid's arrows!]
Reply: Don't tie Cupid up with the red thread, and don't shoot the Matchmaker with Cupid's arrows, you idiots!!!
Zhuo Lin: You immortals...?
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Zhuo Lin is convinced she's been possessed. After visiting a few temples and asking a few spirit mediums to perform exorcisms,
she successfully
she successfully
she successfully receives an acceptance letter from the Immortals and Gods Academy of Huaxia Star!?
Immortals and Gods Academy: Dear student, please bring your admission letter to the small building next to Wudaokou Technical College. Take the elevator to floor seven and a half, and you'll arrive at the Immortals and Gods Academy~
Zhuo Lin: ???
I don't dare open my eyes!!!
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Ye Huaixing is a young alpha prince of the Reikans. He is entrusted with a dangerous mission and sent to Huaxia Star as an exchange student.
But nobody told him that alphas could get topped on Huaxia Star too!!!
Theme: Respect each other's territorial sovereignty, refrain from aggression and interference in internal affairs, uphold equality and mutual benefit, and coexist peacefully
This peach flavor feels like a flat peach () The fairy fruit will be a bit more special and more fragrant, right? (Hey)
Don't take the usual path - Ye Ge
No problem, absolutely no problem [][]
The heroine has a really good temper. If I had the ability, I would have taught them a lesson.
You know, an old enemy can't become a wife, so an old enemy is a wife!
Crying to death, please update QAQ
Ding~Business fluid blessing update is stress-free!
Now that I can go to this school, even if my physical strength is not as good as others, not everyone will just want to live in obscurity. And I'm curious, isn't the mecha type used on the battlefield? They all have poor physical strength. Which type has better physical strength?
Why go to Hades to wash but not the underworld?
Great, I like this kind of heartthrob. I feel that many of the recent heartthrob articles are partial to Fujiang's self-conception of a villainous woman.
This peach flavor feels like a flat peach () The fairy fruit will be a bit more special and more fragrant, right? (Hey)
Don't take the usual path - Ye Ge
No problem, absolutely no problem [][]
The heroine has a really good temper. If I had the ability, I would have taught them a lesson.
You know, an old enemy can't become a wife, so an old enemy is a wife!
Crying to death, please update QAQ
Ding~Business fluid blessing update is stress-free!
Now that I can go to this school, even if my physical strength is not as good as others, not everyone will just want to live in obscurity. And I'm curious, isn't the mecha type used on the battlefield? They all have poor physical strength. Which type has better physical strength?
Why go to Hades to wash but not the underworld?
Great, I like this kind of heartthrob. I feel that many of the recent heartthrob articles are partial to Fujiang's self-conception of a villainous woman.