After Turning Poirot into a Dog Cafe

Amuro found out that Poirot had a new owner. On the first day, the owner brought four dogs: one curly-haired, one long-haired, one medium-to-large, and one with a little mustache. For some inexplicable reason, the dogs were overly affectionate with him, and the cafe descended into chaos. On the second day, the owner brought two more: one pure-white and long-haired, the other black and white. The two dogs, supposedly brothers, fought tooth and nail inside the cafe, destroying several plates. On the third day, a dog wearing an apron took over the kitchen counter. The owner pointed at it and said, "After tasting your omurice, Archer stayed up all night learning to make four dishes and a soup." Amuro's face turned green. [TIPS] ★ The dogs will sometimes appear in human form. ★ The protagonist is also a dog. ★ Pairing: Amuro A lighthearted, silly, logic-free crossover of all sorts~ [Updates] Updating again, but slowly. [Content warnings] I prefer writing ensemble casts, so the story won't always focus on the protagonist. Also, the author is a Chihuahua with extremely unstable emotions, very, very, very, very sensitive, and prone to overthinking. I really can have a breakdown over one or two unpleasant comments. If you leave a bad review because you don't like the story, I! Will! Bite! Please check the pinned post for content warnings. If you've subscribed and aren't enjoying the story, you can leave a comment and ask me for a refund, but please don't leave a bad review or give me writing advice. I know this is my problem, and I'm truly sorry. Can we please try to understand each other? :D Please! [Completed story recommendation] Matsuda on the left, BL with a top protagonist: How I, a Real Whiskey, Betrayed the Organization Synopsis: The selling points are all up above. It's a classic flavor, so help yourself if it's what you want. [Coming soon] A female-led BG story paired with Hakuba Saguru: The Science of Curing Love-Brain Syndrome Synopsis: Usuba Mari is an ordinary trainee lawyer. After working hard to complete her studies, she faced a world with an alarmingly high crime rate, where people talked endlessly and pseudoscience ran rampant. After repeated setbacks at work, she soon came to a realization: Rather than becoming a chief justice, she might as well become a great sorceress. So she started livestreaming relationship advice. #Is a missing boyfriend still worth keeping? #Should I break up with my boyfriend after he gets intimate with a strange woman right in front of me? #I saw my ex flirting with someone of the same sex on a Ferris wheel, but I still have feelings for him. What should I do? A law license just isn't enough. Usuba Mari decided to learn how to drive a forklift, starting that very night. ◆ Canon couples won't be broken up, but the story may take liberties with canon. ◆ Pairing: Hakuba Saguru Theme: Believe in the future and cherish life