My Live Broadcast of Metaphysics and Eating Melons Went Viral on the Internet

[That, that... Can I ask for a five-star review (pointing fingers)] [Thank you for your support, the completed article "The society is afraid that the inner voice will be leaked and the big bosses will gang up on it", the pre-collection "The cannon fodder eats melons and changes the fate of the whole family [through the book]", "After the marriage of Qing Leng Shou and Silly Gougong", please collect them, the copy is at the bottom] This article: *Jiang Yiqing inherited a temple, but... The temple was broken and needed him to repair it. There were no believers and he needed to develop it. In desperation, he started live broadcasting. It's just that the content of his live broadcast is a bit special. He does fortune telling live. —— At first, everyone regarded this live broadcast room that appeared out of thin air as amusement. Until... Jiang Yiqing was shocked when the platform's eldest brother came to provoke him: "Twenty-six years ago, the serial murderer in Huangshan Town actually started a live broadcast, and you came to me to tell your fortune. How brave you are." On the same day, the police issued an announcement and presented Jiang Yiqing with a banner. The woman had been unable to conceive for many years and sought medical treatment urgently. Jiang Yiqing pointed out: "Sister, I can only say that there is nothing wrong with you. Is your husband discussing with you to adopt a child? That child was the child he cheated on with his mistress. Run away." Everyone: Wait, there is nothing wrong with this sister, that is, there is something wrong with her husband... Hey, there is so much information! The style of the comment area has changed even more... "The anchor sang a song yesterday and I slept like a dead pig. My mother almost thought I was dead..." "Thank you anchor for saving my dog's life!" "..." Because he cooperated with the underworld and disliked the low efficiency of work below, Jiang Yiqing took some time out of his busy schedule to help the underworld develop technology. "Damn it, I was born with yin and yang eyes. I just watched my grandma pass away, so she took her mobile phone and checked the ghosts nearby, saying that thanks to Master Jiang, there is now a circle of ghost friends in the underworld. I hold back my tears. What on earth did you do, anchor!" "My grandfather asked me for Master Jiang's autograph in a dream, saying that it is hard currency in the underworld..." —— The boss became Jiang Yiqing's biggest brother, and he had to listen to Jiang Yiqing's tone-deaf singing every day. Later, the boss looked at him more and more differently. Jiang Yiqing: "..." No, you can hear the emotion in my singing. Your taste is really unique. ​But look at the boss's face…well, it's not impossible! However, he found that the boss didn't seem to be human... —— Small theater: One day, Wen Xiuyan discovered that Jiang Yiqing stayed up late at night and went out. He followed him out of curiosity and found that he had arrived at the popular Ancestral Temple. The Temple of the First Ancestor was also very "busy" in the middle of the night, with ghosts lining up, and Jiang Yiqing sat next to him with his legs crossed, and said slowly: "Take your time one by one, no ghost coins will be charged." "Want to reincarnate quickly? Register with me and work in the underworld for a hundred years to enjoy VIP access." Don't you want millions of believers? Why are ghosts not considered believers? —— The copy of the pre-release copy of "The Chronicle's Cannon Fodder Eats Melons and Changes the Fate of the Whole Family [Through the Book]" is as follows: Jiang Le had just been admitted to college and was at the peak of human IQ. He accidentally became a useless cannon fodder in a bloody era novel and was bound to a useless melon-eating system. At this time, we were in the 1970s when supplies were scarce. Jiang Le felt a little broken when he looked at his family, who were sallow and thin and at risk of belching at any time. Until... Aunt Zhang next door came to bully her again. The useless system was instantly excited: "Host, Aunt Zhang's men are infertile!" Jiang Le glanced at Aunt Zhang's five sons and three daughters: "!!!" System: "Didi! Let Aunt Zhang know the truth and you can get 100 melon coins!" The factory director took advantage of his position to steal cousin Jiang Le's job and give it to his niece. The system became excited again: "Host, this factory director colluded with the person in charge of purchasing to make profits from it! Expose him and get 500 melon coins!" The educated youth who likes the heroine spread rumors about Jiang Le, and the system got excited again: "Host..." Jiang Le looked at the system mall and saw that there were only five malted milk powders for five melon coins and one white flour steamed bun for one melon coin. He felt like he was getting rich... From then on, when the male and female protagonists of the original text were struggling to make ends meet, Jiang Le relied on the White Rabbit toffee he got from eating melons, rare milk powder, and beautiful clothes that could not be bought in department stores to make his family look rosy and sallow. In the original article, the male and female protagonists are separated and engaged in intrigues. When they come back to their senses, they find that the little cannon fodder they looked down on, Jiang Le, has become the provincial champion! And Jiang Le had no time to pay attention to them at all, because he was still thinking about the motivation that supported him to read this strange book that destroyed the three views. Such an amazing and talented person could not survive this winter in the end. Jiang Le clenched his fists: He would never let the other party make the same mistake again! "It's just that he is protecting me, but why is the other person looking at him more and more strange?" —— The copy of the advance collection of "After the Marriage of Qing Leng Shou and Sha Gou Gong" is as follows: Chu Yuecheng learned from his father that he had to fulfill the marriage contract made by his grandfather. He resisted in anger to no avail, and stormed out of the door angrily. On the road, he met a deaf-mute man begging on the street. Chu Yuecheng didn't bring a wallet, so he emptied all his pockets and only took out a few hundred yuan. With an apologetic look on his face, he was about to put the money into the broken bowl in the hand of the deaf-mute, when a slender and beautiful hand held twenty yuan and handed it over, followed by a sweet voice like the sound of jade: "Hello, is the money in the bowl?" Chu Yue nodded subconsciously, and the beggar... The deaf-mute also nodded. Chu Yuecheng looked confused. When he came to his senses, the hand had already taken back the money. He immediately turned his head and saw the cold and beautiful young man putting the money into his bag with his eyes lowered. Chu Yuecheng froze on the spot, his face turning red little by little. —— Since meeting Qi Muyi, Chu Yuecheng has been chasing Qi Muyi all day long, while firmly telling his father that he will not accept an arranged marriage in this feudal society. Finally, Chu's father relented and said that he could break off the engagement, but Chu Yuecheng had to say it in person and apologize to the other party. Chu Yuecheng agreed, as long as he could break off the engagement, he would do anything. He came to the agreed place refreshed and refreshed, but saw Qi Muyi, whose cold face was still expressionless: "I already know, it's just a verbal agreement, there is no need to care." Chu Yue Cheng: "..." Is it too late for him to regret it now? —— After the marriage, because Chu Yuecheng was always overflowing with sympathy, he was often defrauded of money. All his money was taken away and kept by Qi Muyi, who gave him five hundred yuan a month. Five hundred yuan is not enough for Master Chu's meal. But he didn't dare to say anything... His friends gave him advice: "It's not easy to increase your pocket money. You threatened to divorce him..." Before he finished speaking, Chu Yuecheng became angry instantly: "What divorce! My wife is so good, why should I divorce? Are you jealous that I have a good wife and want to take advantage of her!" Friendly friend: "..." "Oh, this is just a threat to make him feel in danger. Don't you want him to love you more?" When Chu Yuecheng heard the last sentence, his heart moved shamefully. However, things were different from what he thought... Qi Muyi: "Divorce? Okay, do you want your lawyer to come to the agreement, or do I do it?" Qi Muyi's beautiful fingers quickly typed a few lines on the keyboard: "I'll do it, quickly." Chu Yuecheng cried angrily. That night, Chu Yuecheng looked at the person under him: "You really want to divorce me, tell me, do you love me or not?" Qi Muyi's fingers tightly grasped the sheets under him, his cold face stained with a thin red. He gritted his teeth hard to suppress the sound that was about to escape from his throat, and said angrily: "Shut... Your mouth!" Purpose: Help those in trouble