I Accidentally Turned a Dating Reality Show into a Parenting Show

Lu Xiaoxu is a seventeen-year-old actress who began her rise to infamy by cultivating a "green tea" persona.

For the sake of ratings, the dating show invited Lu Xiaoxu to join the cast.

The show's official account was immediately flooded with comments, and the live chat went wild:

1L: Oh my god, the production team is deliberately stirring up trouble!

2L: Doesn't Lu Xiaoxu have to study? The college entrance exams are coming up, and she still wants to date? Please leave my idol alone!

Lu Xiaoxu's former partner, He Ziming, is a popular young star. Despite having a girlfriend outside the industry, he keeps dropping hints and using Lu Xiaoxu to drum up publicity, setting the stage for a massive public feud.

While cutting an apple, He Ziming accidentally slices his finger. Ignoring the wound, he hands the apple to Lu Xiaoxu: "Xiaoxu, I cut this for you myself."

Lu Xiaoxu: "You managed to bleed just cutting an apple. You're really something!"

Lu Xiaoxu picks up an apple, peels it in no time, and walks toward He Ziming.

Live chat 1: Don't mess with my idol! Leave him alone!

Lu Xiaoxu says earnestly, "You should learn a few more life skills."

He Ziming: "You're not going to eat the apple I peeled for you?"

Lu Xiaoxu: "Sorry, it's making me a little nauseous. You can keep it and eat it yourself."

Live chat 2: Where are all the people saying Lu Xiaoxu was trying to seduce your idol? Come on out and eat your words!

Live chat 3: Sorry, Lu Xiaoxu. I thought you were a green tea, but I didn't realize you were a battle-hardened straight girl.

The dating show has three men and four women. Thanks to her incredible face-slapping skills, Lu Xiaoxu is the only contestant who stays single.

Lu Jingliang is a twenty-eight-year-old award-winning actor, acclaimed for his superb acting and practically drowning in film and television awards.

The production team invited him to be a dating mentor on a whim, never expecting him to actually say yes!

While the other contestants go on movie dates, Lu Jingliang traps Lu Xiaoxu in a room to work through Five Years of College Entrance Exams and Three Years of Practice Tests.

While the other contestants go clubbing and bungee jumping, Lu Jingliang takes Lu Xiaoxu on a carousel.

While the other contestants exchange rings and roses, Lu Xiaoxu gets a plush rabbit and a Barbie doll.

While the other contestants whisper sweet nothings, Lu Jingliang gives Lu Xiaoxu a long lecture on the meaning of life and warns her to watch out for men outside.

1L: Oh my god! What's going on with Lu Xiaoxu?

2L: I left and came back in, and I'm sure I'm watching the right show. This is supposed to be a dating show? It's clearly The Actor's Guide to Raising a Kid!

3L: Careful what you say. The actor is twenty-eight this year.

4L: Seriously, though, watching the actor and Lu Xiaoxu is like watching my dad and me.

After the show ends, reporters surround Lu Xiaoxu: "Do you have a private relationship with the award-winning actor?"

Lu Xiaoxu: "We both have the surname Lu, so he's very kind to me as a junior."

Lu Xiaoxu finally manages to escape the reporters, only for Lu Jingliang to intercept her. "Still lying, little girl? You can't even admit we're together in public?"

Theme: Growing up