Reporting to the Sect Leader: The Suspect Is a Fat Little Bird

Coming soon: The Downsides of Spoiling a Fruit Mermaid. Blurb at the very bottom.

A chubby little bird hatched in a Chinese parasol tree, wandered far and wide, and made its home wherever it could. Eventually, it arrived at the sect called Reincarnation Hell.

Carrying a little bundle on its back, the chubby bird searched for two days and three nights before finally finding a suitable place to live.

And so the little bird happily settled in the Chinese parasol tree in the sect leader's backyard.

The little bird loved fresh, sweet, crisp vegetables, and luckily, the big black duck of a sect leader loved growing crops. The greens he cultivated were brimming with spiritual energy.

The first time the bird eagerly brought over a little bamboo basket it had woven itself to trade for vegetables, this happened...

"Reporting to the sect leader: the suspect is a chubby little bird. What should we do with it?" The puppet who guarded the vegetable garden caught the bird and carried it before the big black duck of a sect leader.

Fortunately, the sect leader let the bird go when it played dead.

Having escaped disaster, the little bird mustered up the courage to try again, only to get caught once more!

So frustrating!

Later, once the puppets started turning a blind eye to it, the little bird successfully made it into the vegetable garden. But why did the vegetables run away?

The big black duck sect leader watched the little bird chase after the greens, unable to catch them, and fell into deep thought.

Should he keep turning a blind eye? What a dilemma.

About the Sect:

The sect is dilapidated and has little to recommend it apart from its abundant spiritual energy and beautiful surroundings!

The sect hasn't recruited a single disciple in a thousand years. The sect leader has four fellow disciples, each of whom has lived for over ten thousand years.

As the years passed, those who knew how formidable the sect was gradually died out, and Reincarnation Hell slowly faded from everyone's memory.

All the fellow disciples are spirit beasts. They stayed in Reincarnation Hell to find warmth in their long lives.

1. Maxed-out combat skills. Everything is great except for being broke.

2. This time, it really is a romance. No joke.

There are five couples in total.

Main CP: A pampered, spoiled, aesthetically challenged, blind, crybaby little bird who is the bottom VS the strongest sect leader who is the top

CP 2: An energetic, confident flood dragon bottom who thinks he's a true dragon VS a steady, doting true dragon top who really is a true dragon but pretends to be a flood dragon

CP 3: A proud but softhearted wolf king bottom VS a considerate, gentle sheepdog top

CP 3: A white mouse bottom who loves spiritual rice VS a black cat top who earns money every day to buy spiritual rice for the mouse

CP 4: A Western dragon egg that refuses to hatch and just wants to lie flat VS an emotional Eastern dragon top, lonely and wondering why his beloved still hasn't come out

Blurb for The Downsides of Spoiling a Fruit Mermaid:

Setting: Mermaids from the sea turn into fruits with arms, legs, big eyes, and little mouths when they come ashore.

Lan Jiaocheng, nicknamed Chengzi, is an energetic mermaid with a golden-orange tail.

As soon as he turned sixteen and came of age, Chengzi couldn't wait to go ashore.

Just as expected, Chengzi turned into a round fruit with a wavy pattern.

After spending three days and three nights playing wildly around the island, the untamed Chengzi ventured deep into the island and became enamored with the dark castle of the vampire Marquis Royce.

At dusk, Royce returned home from work, ready to soak in a hot spring and wash away the day's fatigue, when he spotted a big-eyed fish splashing around in his personal bathtub.

Royce: "..."

At dinner, a fifty-milliliter glass of Type O blood drink and four tiny jellies in blood types A, O, B, and AB sat before Royce on a five-meter-long banquet table, taking up less than one square meter in total.

By contrast, apart from that one square meter, the rest of the table was covered in steaming human food in front of Chengzi. Needless to say, none of it was meant for him.

Royce: "..."

At bedtime, Royce came out of the bathroom drying his hair and found that an unwelcome guest had taken over his custom-made extra-large bed. That night, he was kicked out of bed several times.

The next day, Royce returned to the castle after work and looked at the chaos all around him. He angrily flung his coat to the floor. "I've had enough!"

Theme: Everyone has a happiness of their own.