The Unremarkable Senior Sister

Hello, my name is Wu Xin. I’m an utterly ordinary senior sister, with nothing special about me except that people call me a sword-training maniac. Lately, I’ve had a problem. My junior sister, whom I raised myself, was dumped by a man. Yesterday, she suddenly asked me, “Senior Sister, if I die, will he regret it, remember how good I was to him, go through hell, and come back to me?” I was stunned. “Junior Sister, what are you talking about? Why would you die for some trash? He doesn’t care about you in the first place. How could your death make him see the error of his ways? He might even be secretly glad to have one less problem to deal with. That would only make your loved ones suffer and your enemies rejoice! Also, what does ‘go through hell’ mean?” My junior sister didn’t answer. She looked dazed. I thought it over carefully. She’d never asked me for anything growing up, and this was a rare wish of hers. As her senior sister, of course I had to grant it. As for what “go through hell” meant, I could only take it literally. So I spent three days capturing that scumbag and laying him on a pile of firewood, intending to cremate him. Before lighting the fire, I asked him, “Do you regret it?” He sobbed miserably and nodded like a bobblehead. “I regret it! I regret it!” I told my junior sister, “Look, he regrets it.” She was clearly so moved that she stared at me, wide-eyed and speechless. After a long pause, she asked worriedly, “Senior Sister, he’s the Demon Venerable! You went after him. You weren’t hurt, were you?” I froze. So he was the Demon Venerable? He was so weak I couldn’t even tell. The demon realm must be doomed. But my junior sister was so concerned about me. I couldn’t leave her without an answer. I racked my brains, then pointed to a mosquito bite on the back of my arm. “I was hurt! When I chased him into the mountains yesterday, a mosquito bit me! Help me put some medicine on it later, okay?” Junior Sister: ? [Reader’s Guide] 1. The author has unusually strong feelings for all the major female characters in this story. Readers who are prone to attacking female characters are advised not to read it. 2. The author enjoys writing about close relationships between women and believes that people’s feelings for one another aren’t limited to romantic love. If you sincerely believe that any close relationship between two women must be [yuri] and that the author shouldn’t write it this way, then this story probably isn’t for you. Readers who are just joking around and shipping them are welcome. I know you’re being friendly. Theme: Cherish life and strive to become stronger