Going Broke After Falling for Fluffy Things [Farming]

[Farming] [Raising Kids] [Daily Life] [Lighthearted and Healing, Not Heavy or Serious]

[Love-Struck, Lazy, Clueless About Everyday Life, and Overprotective Top x Beautiful, Short-Tempered, Sharp-Tongued Deputy Bottom]

After a courtesan swindled him out of all his possessions, Xi Su, a top-tier Earthling who started out at max level, was demoted from S City, the most prestigious city on Planet M, to the lowest-ranked E City. He was left with nothing but his life points, two hungry little ones to raise, and a stolen three-wheeled cart.

Xi Su was relieved. "Ah, so my retirement starts now."

He thought he could spend a year lying flat and feeding the two kids, then return to S City once his butler came back from traveling the universe.

But on day one, he beat up a prestigious alien; on day two, he ended up in jail; and on day three, he was keeping company with criminals...

And the occupation he had chosen while living in S City was farming. When he went bankrupt and his greenhouse was repossessed, the vegetables that escaped became demons who threatened society, took over cities, and defeated aliens.

If he didn't reclaim the vegetables, any harm they did to the planet would be paid for with their life points.

To keep the kids alive, Xi Su had no choice but to embark on the miserable life of "diligently" reclaiming the vegetables.

Of course, that was never going to happen.

*

"I've never seen vegetables that can control aliens' thoughts and dreams in my life. Dreams must not be profaned. I can't take it anymore. Let's lie flat and wait to die."

*

"Deputy, once we turn in the loot from capturing the Pirate King, our division will be promoted to general rank! We'll have a jurisdiction of our own!"

"Huh? Have you lost your mind? How could that bunch of idiots possibly be so generous?"

"Hehe, Deputy, you didn't know? This pirate stole enough money to buy a whole planet."

The deputy: "What?!"

*

When Qin Nanqin realized Xi Su was pursuing him, his features twisted in shock.

Because there wasn't the slightest sign that this guy liked him.

Until...

"Didn't you say you liked me? Why didn't you ask about my relationship with her? Why are you acting like you don't care at all?!"

Xi Su, grabbed by the collar and lifted up, calmly stared at Qin Nanqin's beautiful, bristling tail. "...Ask what?"

"Damn you! Drop dead."

Xi Su's bewildered gaze deeply wounded Qin Nanqin's pride, and in a fit of fury, Qin Nanqin flung him into the wall.

Bai Nie and Ailisi witnessed the domestic violence and silently mourned their master's fate: He had it coming.

Actually... could it be... that both of them are hopeless at love?

*

"Become mine, and I'll help you gain the power to put an end to all this."

At the moment of destruction, as the insect race invaded and the planet was about to be acquired, Xi Su extended an olive branch to Qin Nanqin.

After the other person left, Esi smacked Xi Su on the back of the head.

"That's not how you confess!"

*

Planet M, where Xi Su now lives, is a planet that has been modified by aliens. The points assigned to each life-form determine whether they live or die, their quality of life, and their status.

Negative points mean death; positive points mean survival.

This is a story about a group of abnormal normal people trying to do things that seem normal and might actually be normal.

1v1, both leads are pure, happy ending, many original worldbuilding details.

The pace gradually picks up. There is more daily life at the start, and the main characters will spend more time together as the story progresses.

Theme: The meaning of life is shaped by the way we live.