Even the Immortal Is Working Hard to Ship Couples Today

[Let's bet on which story gets signed]

[Rejected twice]

Experienced driver He Xian x little hooligan Yu Tu

A story about a Jade Rabbit who chews through a red thread, then helps the victim find a partner.

Xiangfeng Inn is a matchmaking agency that handles the matchmaking needs of various parallel worlds.

(1) [East Meets West]

One guest is a Nine Heavens Goddess from a historical fantasy world.

Nine Heavens Goddess: "Well, my betrothed is the supreme, aloof Immortal Venerable, but he fell in love with my double. Now the two of them show off their affection in front of me all day. It's so annoying."

"I want to marry the poor, wicked man who gets along worst with the Immortal Venerable."

Across the table sits a bloodthirsty Demon King from a Western fantasy world.

Bloodthirsty Demon King: "Well, my betrothed is the noble Princess of the Demon Realm, but she fell in love with a young priest from the church. Now she spends all day helping seal the Abyss. It's so annoying."

"I want to marry the god most revered by those stinking priests."

The Nine Heavens Goddess looks back. "Oh?"

The Abyssal Demon King raises an eyebrow. "Hm?"

(2) [Two Swords, One Perfect Match]

One customer is the most gifted young woman from a sword sect in a fantasy world.

Gifted Young Woman: "Well, my senior brother is a once-in-a-millennium genius, and our families arranged for us to marry. But he's actually a closeted gay man, and he's entangled with the sect's lowliest cannon-fodder disciple."

Across the table sits an Alpha general from an ABO world.

Alpha General: "Well, the Omega prince, the empire's most beautiful man, is my one true love. But he's actually an Alpha pretending to be an Omega, and he kissed my former lover's Omega double until he cried."

Gifted Young Woman: "Could anything really be that absurd?"

Alpha General: "Yours isn't so bad either."

That day, innkeeper He Ran sat in the guest's seat.

Jian Gui: "Are you lonely?"

"Well," He Ran said, swirling his wine cup, "a moon rabbit once bit through my red thread. I want to find her and make her take responsibility."

[Alternate universe]

[Personal worldbuilding]

Theme: Love between people who aren't made for each other