☆Pre-release: My Beauty Salon [Infinite] and The Canary Is Carefully Raised by the Boss in an Infinite Game. Please add them to your reading list~
Song Yazhi's true form is the ferocious beast Yazi. Just like his name suggests, he always gets revenge, is incredibly petty, and holds grudges. He refuses to take even the slightest loss. If someone hits him once, he can hit them back ten times.
One day, after waking up, he discovered he had entered a survival game. To stay alive, he had to clear the game.
All Song Yazhi could do was curse: Damn it!
While he was watching TV:
The long-haired ghost launched a surprise sneak attack. It failed to hurt anyone, but managed to pull out a lock of hair.
Song Yazhi felt the top of his head, then flew into a rage. He grabbed the long-haired ghost by its long, straight black hair and yanked hard. Clumps of hair fell out. "Pull my hair, will you? Go on, pull it again!"
The long-haired ghost (crossed out), now the bald ghost, burst into tears on the spot.
While he was washing his face by the river:
The water ghost suddenly burst out of the water, grabbed him by the head, and dragged him under, hoping to drown him and be done with it.
Song Yazhi's face turned livid. He wiped his face, picked up the utterly bewildered water ghost, went back inside, and boiled a pot of water. Then he viciously shoved the water ghost's head into the pot. "Drag me under, will you? Go on, drag me again!"
The water ghost (crossed out), now the pig-headed ghost, went weak in the knees and dropped to the ground.
While he was sleeping peacefully:
The starving ghost crept up without a sound and opened its enormous, blood-red mouth, hoping to bite him to death. It only managed to bite off a little flesh.
Song Yazhi opened his eyes in a rage, glanced at the wound on his hand, and caught the starving ghost as it tried to slip away. He lowered his head and took several huge bites out of its spirit body, chewing it up and swallowing it. "Bite me, will you? Go on, bite me again!"
The starving ghost (crossed out), now a one-third starving ghost, trembled and collapsed.
Song Yazhi's temper doesn't change at all whether he's dealing with ghosts and monsters or his boyfriend. He's exactly the same with both, but their reactions couldn't be more different.
If his boyfriend hugs him for one minute, he has to hug him back for ten.
If his boyfriend kisses him once, he has to kiss him back ten times.
If his boyfriend gets on top once, he has to get on top (navel orange) ten times!
His boyfriend, Qin Li, has only one thing to say about it: I'm very satisfied, darling. Keep it up.
Song Yazhi is the bottom, and Qin Li is the top. Qin is pronounced qin.
PS:
◇1. A fierce beast Yazi bottom, neurotic and true to his name, paired with a top who has a human exterior, initially a teammate and later his boyfriend.
◇2. The description of the bottom's personality in the blurb is somewhat exaggerated and a little one-sided.
A little plug for my pre-release: ① My Beauty Salon [Infinite]
Blurb:
As an outstanding young man of the new era, Yu Dianzhang had excellent grades and one dream: after graduation, he would open a mortuary beauty salon of his own.
To achieve this goal, Yu Dianzhang worked diligently from eight in the morning until ten at night. At last, he earned all his credits and graduated with honors, only to miss a step while leaving the stage and die on the spot.
When he woke up again, he was in the wilderness, with no buildings for miles except the one he was lying in.
System: "You're dead. If you want to stay alive, do as I say."
Yu Dianzhang was close to tears. "No. Just let me die."
He had worked himself to the bone to graduate, only to kick the bucket on the very last day. He couldn't accept it, Yu Dianzhang thought tearfully.
The System fell silent. A moment later, deciding it ought to respect its Host's choice, it agreed. "All right. I didn't consider this carefully. I'm sorry to bother you. I shouldn't have asked an outstanding computer science graduate like you to learn mortuary beauty care."
Those fields were pretty far apart. It was hard to say how the match had even been made.
Yu Dianzhang, lying there waiting to die: ...?! Mortuary beauty care?
System: "I'll send you back where you belong right now."
Yu Dianzhang hurriedly refused, his eyes shining. "No, no! I'm full of enthusiasm for my new job now. Come on, let's sign the contract! I'll make a difference at my workplace!"
System: "But didn't you say..."
Without even looking up, Yu Dianzhang replied, "I just farted. Pretend you didn't hear it."
There is another side to the world that people don't know about, where terrifying urban legends run rampant.
The slit-mouthed woman who wanders everywhere, the girl from the well who loves bathtubs, Hanako who likes to hide in restrooms...
The National Special Affairs Bureau recently discovered that the frequency and likelihood of terrifying urban legends were on the rise. They were tearing their hair out over it.
Then, at some point, they started hearing this information from the urban legends:
They say the slit-mouthed woman, who hates people commenting on her looks, had surgery and is now especially beautiful. She's delighted every day.
They say Hanako, who used to hide in restrooms, now thinks they smell too bad and spends every day experimenting with different perfumes.
They say...
The National Special Affairs Bureau: ...What in the world is going on?
Yu Dianzhang quietly took no credit for his achievements as he saw the slit-mouthed woman off from his shop with a broad smile. "Thank you for your patronage. Please come again."
The slit-mouthed woman glanced at the mad dog behind the young shopkeeper, then left in a huff. The little shopkeeper smelled so good. What was wrong with taking a sniff?
PS: ◇1. There will definitely be lots and lots of original worldbuilding. Consider this your advance warning.
Theme: Move forward bravely and don't fear difficulties.
(Sigh) It's great to be tempered. He's not a ferocious beast, but he feels a little weak. Those pets can restrain him (Sigh)
Could it be that the couple just now were the biological parents of Chuanbaizhi, and the current ones were fake. The current parents stole Angelica dahurica and then killed their biological parents when they came to find them
Could it be that the biological parents were killed by the adoptive parents?
Chinese Valentine's Day buff.
Resurrection my love
Hahahahaha
Don't cheat me. I can wait, but I can't cheat you.
Is the protagonist too useless? His head is full of question marks. A small monster can beat him black and blue. What else is there to do next?
Let me go, earrings, broken clothes, blood, it won't be what I thought!
Cool! Is there a fight scene below?
Modo Modo
When will it be updated? Come on!
In fact, Lin Mengting is also quite miserable. She has never done anything harmful to the world. Instead, she was deceived by a scumbag.
(Sigh) It's great to be tempered. He's not a ferocious beast, but he feels a little weak. Those pets can restrain him (Sigh)
Could it be that the couple just now were the biological parents of Chuanbaizhi, and the current ones were fake. The current parents stole Angelica dahurica and then killed their biological parents when they came to find them
Could it be that the biological parents were killed by the adoptive parents?
Chinese Valentine's Day buff. Resurrection my love Hahahahaha
Don't cheat me. I can wait, but I can't cheat you.
Is the protagonist too useless? His head is full of question marks. A small monster can beat him black and blue. What else is there to do next?
Let me go, earrings, broken clothes, blood, it won't be what I thought!
Cool! Is there a fight scene below? Modo Modo
When will it be updated? Come on!
In fact, Lin Mengting is also quite miserable. She has never done anything harmful to the world. Instead, she was deceived by a scumbag.