The Conqueror [Football]

In August 2012, Robin van Persie transferred to Manchester United. To bolster the attack, Wenger brought a sixteen-year-old boy over from Portugal. Arsenal fans thought he would be another promising youngster whose future was anyone's guess, never imagining he would be a goal-scoring machine, ready to carry the team from day one! Arsenal fans: It's time for Professor Wenger to scratch another lottery ticket! Let's see what he gets this time! Professor Wenger: The jackpot! I've finally hit the jackpot! /Reader's Guide/ * A satisfying power fantasy, partly fictionalized, with a massive golden finger * Wish fulfillment, plot holes, and original additions are all welcome. Everything serves the plot. * Written because there wasn't enough to read, so I had to make my own. I'm not very good at this, so please don't say anything if I drop it.