Mr. D, the Male Supporting Character, Takes the Throne

My name is Feijia, a kind-hearted Russian rice ball. While waiting around in Meursault, I one day began having "Dream Adventures of a Rice Ball," entering a strange new world every night. The worlds were all more or less alike. Most of them were disastrous love stories starring my cellmate, Dazai-kun. His love interests included, among others, the Port Mafia boss, the Port Mafia's gravity manipulator, the Port Mafia's rabid dog, and the Armed Detective Agency's great detective... There were even Mr. Oda and Mr. Shibusawa, who had been dead for ages. To be honest, the stories were pretty entertaining and quite a spectacle, if only I weren't involved. No matter how the plot went, the "me" in every world played the role of the "villainous male rival" in Dazai-kun's love story. Either I was fighting Dazai-kun for his love interest or fighting his love interest for Dazai-kun. Out of consideration for my friendship with my cellmate, I decided to help his romance along in my place. Yes, that's right. As you can see, I came out on top. /Reading guide/ 1. Fyodor/Dazai. Written in third person. 2. Extremely out of character, with lots of headcanons. 3. Everyone has different likes and dislikes. Feel free to drop the story without telling me. 4. Please don't bring up other people in the comments, and vice versa. Thank you. Theme: .