The Heroine Doesn't Have to Be Normal [Goofy]

Jiang Yu accidentally hit her head in a very indecent way. When she woke up, she discovered that she was actually the heroine of an old-fashioned melodramatic novel, forever suffering physical and emotional abuse, and a stand-in for the CEO's first love.

According to the original plot, she was the one who got all the bad luck, endured all the torment, gave birth to the child, and eventually died alongside the CEO. But the CEO gave all his love to his first love. Even after they died, the first love adopted their child and inherited the vast family fortune!

The System said: Complete the abuse-to-sweet-romance KPIs and earn lots of rewards~

Jiang Yu: ??? I swear, I'm so done with you!

But the System didn't realize how serious things were until

*Jiang Yu, having accepted a mission, was lying in bed with the CEO.

The CEO, who was supposed to be subjected to an irresistible seduction: Why aren't you doing anything?

Jiang Yu: If the enemy doesn't move, neither do I.

The System: ???

*Jiang Yu was supposed to pin the CEO against the wall as part of her mission.

The CEO, suddenly getting a slap in the face: !!!

Jiang Yu, whose hand hadn't quite landed where she intended: That's my reward for you... a wallop.

The System: ???

*After learning that she could rewind the plot with points, at a cost of one point per minute,

Jiang Yu waited for the exact moment the CEO dropped to his knees: Rewind this one minute ten times.

Ten minutes later, the CEO, unable to stand up: ...Painful-meme.jpg

Jiang Yu: Hah, you sly man~

The System: What happened to my sweet romance novel???

Jiang Yu, a washed-up celebrity who left the industry after getting married, announced she was joining a divorce reality show. Netizens waited eagerly for her CEO husband to dump her spectacularly so they could laugh at her.

Instead, they got no joke at all. They only saw the CEO following her around all day with his head bowed and a meek look on his face

#WifeGravityUnlocked#

#CEO: DisobeyYourWifeAndSufferForLife#

#TheyCameToGetDivorcedButTheyreShowingOffTheirLove#

#RealityShowTraitors: CrazyYanCrazyYuCP#

Later, someone asked about the CEO's first love.

The CEO: That never happened. Don't get me in trouble!

Reader's guide:

1. [A clearheaded heroine who gleefully wreaks havoc vs. a hero who drops to his knees at once and has an excellent survival instinct]

2. A fake first love

3. Mainly silly antics, memes, being shameless, and not taking anything seriously

*Upcoming novel: The Female Side Character Goes Berserk, Her Magic Is Boundless. A lighthearted, silly novel of the same type. Please add it to your collection~~

While others sat in meditation, Jiang Si sat as if preparing for her own funeral.

When she opened her eyes again, Jiang Si, junior sister of the Outer Realm Dao Mountain, discovered she had transmigrated into a novel about a real and fake heiress. She had become the real heiress with the same name, a doomed cannon-fodder female side character.

The frail fake heiress, the heroine, was treasured while Jiang Si was treated like dirt. When the fake heiress fell ill, Jiang Si was expected to be her medicine. Even when Jiang Si did nothing, everyone accused her of causing trouble. In the end, the male lead removed one of her kidneys, nearly killing her.

Jiang Si: Damn, I want out!

The newly bound [Heavenly Thunder System] told her to collect the shock, fright, and anger of others by doing outrageous things, turning those emotions into Thunder Points. She could then save them up as heavenly thunder to help her ascend and return to her body.

Jiang Si:! Ascension sounds great!

It's hard to make everyone happy, but it's easy to make everyone unhappy!

Wreck everyone else's day, and make your own!

But what kind of ridiculous family dotes on the fake heiress and mistreats their own daughter? Jiang Si was shocked for a hundred years!

[Heavenly Thunder System]: Host's Shock Points +500

Jiang Si: ???

Jiang Si diligently saved up heavenly thunder so she could leave this godforsaken world as soon as possible. But then she noticed that the devoted second male lead, who was just as sickly as the heroine and always coming down with something, kept throwing himself at her. He pouted, acted cute, and played the victim, making himself impossible to ignore.

Jiang Si trembled: I'm a nun, but my willpower is terrible! I need to hurry up, pack my bags, and run... Wait, why do my Thunder Points keep disappearing for no reason?

At last, after she'd finally saved up enough heavenly thunder, it struck. She discovered someone was grinning sweetly while basking in her thunder...

Damn, this thunder-surfing bastard!

Reader's guide:

1. [A heroine who routinely wreaks havoc on everyone vs. a shameless, sly crane spirit hero]

2. Silly, funny, nonsensical, unserious, and shameless

Theme: Stay clearheaded