Yan Jinglan was once the Heavenly Dao. To hide his identity, he borrowed his senior brother Ling Qianhan's red thread to arrange a marriage and secure a place in the mortal world.
The price for borrowing the thread was undergoing one tribulation of love.
Yan Jinglan didn't want to undergo the tribulation, so he passed the cost on to his senior brother.
He was sure his senior brother was capable enough to get through it easily.
Ling Qianhan made a mistake and accidentally turned one tribulation of love into seven.
No big deal. A mere love tribulation would be a piece of cake.
Full of confidence, Ling Qianhan began his tribulation.
Then he saw a young man sitting in a peach tree, beaming with joy as he looked at Ling Qianhan. "Senior Brother!"
The sky was clear, the breeze gentle, and the spring air stirred a pool of water.
Peach blossoms drifted down in a riot of color, but the spring scenery was impossible to make out.
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The three classic ways to deal with a love tribulation: get over it, win them over, or kill them.
If you can't get over it, pursue them. If you can't win them over, kill them!
Yan Jinglan thought love tribulations were no challenge, but his senior brother had already failed five times.
He didn't understand.
Too softhearted to do it? Ridiculous! How could a little romance compare to the great cause?
Yan Jinglan's eyes widened in shock. "Wait... Could my senior brother have terminal lovesickness?"
Impossible!
Yan Jinglan trusted his senior brother, but his long-practiced caution meant he had to make preparations just in case.
First, he had to find out who his senior brother's love-tribulation target was. If his senior brother really couldn't bring himself to act, then his junior brother would have to do it for him.
Yan Jinglan's plan got nowhere. He couldn't find this person at all.
"He's hiding them that well? Could my senior brother really be lovesick?"
[Emperor Ling's Diary]
[Defeated by the second love tribulation. I simply couldn't refuse my junior brother. So! The plan has changed. Time to fall in love!]
[Failed the third love tribulation. My junior brother suggested I change tactics and win them over. My junior brother and I really are on the same wavelength.]
[First day of failing to win my junior brother over.]
[My junior brother is a block of wood.]
[Actually, love isn't everything in life. How could the bond between my junior brother and me be summed up by a little romance?]
[Want to kiss him.]
[Wasn't the heartless path supposed to assign you a partner? False advertising!]
[Want to kiss him.]
[I've sealed my heart. Time to get ready to become a monk.]
[Want to kiss him.]
[Want to kiss him.]
[Want to kiss him.]
[Want to kiss him.]
Yan Jinglan picked up the diary and read it word by word.
Ling Qianhan was preparing to say goodbye to the world.
Yan Jinglan looked up. "On this glorious path to immortality, I'm fortunate to have you by my side, Senior Brother."
"You can kiss me."
Please Note:
1. One-on-one pairing, with the couple set: Ling Qianhan (top) x Yan Jinglan (bottom).
2. A cute, lighthearted, silly little cultivation rom-com =v=.
3.
Coming Soon
The Sword Spirit Took Human Form
Blurb: They say sword cultivators are the ultimate straight men. They only care about their swords, devoting their lives entirely to them. Their swords are their wives.
Then one day, Rong Ting's sword took human form.
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After the Redglow Sword took human form, life became difficult for Rong Ting.
Redglow: "Why don't you use me when you practice swordsmanship? Why use that shabby little sword spirit instead?"
Rong Ting: "It's a basic sword technique. Why use a masterpiece?"
Redglow: "No, no! You can only use me!"
Redglow viciously snapped the other swords. "Don't let me catch you touching any other swords!"
Rong Ting: "...I wouldn't dare."
Redglow: "Why do you insist on putting a scabbard on me? Is my beautiful body not worthy of being seen???"
Rong Ting: "Darling, please get dressed."
At the sword-forging tournament.
Redglow: "These people dare call themselves master swordsmiths? They're frauds trading on their reputations."
The masters: "Who are you? If you're so good, why don't you do it yourself?"
Rong Ting: "Listen to him. He's the expert."
Master: "Oh, you're a sword spirit? Then you are the expert."
Redglow: "How could I not know how to forge swords? I'm a sword spirit."
Just pick the ingredients I like to eat, right?
Redglow: I am the number one sword in the world, so naturally I should be paired with the number one sword cultivator in the world.
Rong Ting: You know me. I was born to be a sword cultivator.
Theme: Keep striving, make the most of the future, and cherish every moment.
I haven't read the latest chapter yet, so I can't help but comment first. Summary: It looks good, beyond expectation! I wasn't very interested in the copywriting at first, but the world view setting was relatively new, so I decided to take a casual look at it, and I was hooked as soon as I saw it. The main text adopts a relaxed style and naturally incorporates a lot of Internet memes. The hell jokes that pop up from time to time are also very funny. I really want to laugh crazy when I get every point. I have successfully written a unique and logical "Cultivation World" After flipping through the column, I found that the author's cheating is also very good. I will jump down vertically 😚
The Sacrificial Madonna is really scary. I really like Linghui. He knows it's Chief Yan, so Yan shouldn't be fighting for air.
When the loading line, the Riddler beat him to death🐶
? It actually costs 30,000 krypton for one use, and it's a fixed price of 30,000, not based on tokens. But it seems okay to think that Jindan can make tens of millions at a time? The gap between rich and poor is huge. So what is the monk going to do~ I feel like he is quite nice. Yan Yan is so awesome!
In fact, I think the original name and introduction are quite interesting💪
Why do I feel that not only is the copywriting different from the copywriting I read for the first time, but it is also very different from the copywriting I read yesterday?
"Fox, please don't let me walk on all fours" is a big bug for the author~ Should we walk on all fours, or not on two legs?
So serious [glasses], is that the feeling of heartbeat [covering face and peeking]
Indeed, as long as I understand the meaning of your brother Yan's words, heaven and man can become one. The question is, can your innocent heart really understand this?
Pregnancy transfusion doesn't work either. No wonder our little Tiandao has been bathed since he was born.