I'm a Duck, and a Big Shot Is Sucking Me Dry

[My other novel, I Became the Number One Player on the Server Through Food (Full-Dive), is updating now. Please add it to your library!]

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Also known as: You Can't Eat Me, I'm So Cute! and The Short-Tempered Big Shot Lives by Sucking on a Duck

Sweet romance, silly fun, and a little food. Lighthearted, no angst.

Blurb:

Song Qingran is a duck, the kind that has become a spirit.

On his eighteenth birthday, his parents not only told him he was a duck, but transformed into two giant ducks right in front of him.

Song Qingran let out a terrified cry: “Quack!”

His parents then abandoned him with three little ducklings who were supposedly his younger siblings and ran off. Song Qingran was forced to stay behind and run a small mountain resort to support the family, becoming a male duck-mom.

He carefully hid his identity as a duck demon, but while he was transformed into his original form, he was accidentally bought by Xie Linlang, a short-tempered CEO who came to the resort to acquire it!

Terrified, Song Qingran pretended to be a pet duck QAQ

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Xie Linlang was irritable because he carried a violent aura, and he didn't have long to live. Following a master's advice, he came to the mountain resort in search of an opportunity. Along the way, he caught a duck demon who couldn't take human form. He never expected that this little duck could suppress his violent aura, and awkwardly let it pat his body with its little feet to drive the aura away.

Until one day, Song Qingran, in duck form, was standing on Xie Linlang when he lost control of his body and transformed back into human form right on top of him.

The two stared at each other. The atmosphere turned tense for a moment.

Xie Linlang watched the little duck in his arms transform into a youth with webbed hands. Wasn't this the adorable little boss who cooked so well?

“Are you a merperson?”

“I'm not a merperson, quack. I'm the duck you bought.”

Just because he had webbed hands didn't make him a merperson. Song Qingran insisted he was just a duck, the kind you could look at but not eat...

Xie Linlang's face turned a little red. “So you've been stepping on me this whole time?”

Song Qingran nodded.

Xie Linlang was mortified and angrily snapped, “Come here and let me suck on you! From now on, you'll let me do it every day.”

Song Qingran thought that maybe being sucked on would also suppress Xie Linlang's violent aura, so he agreed. But why was Xie Linlang blushing?

Until later...

“You can't suck on me anymore...” Song Qingran covered his mouth, eyes brimming with tears.

“Be good. Just one more time.”

A short-tempered, secretly soft-hearted CEO and exorcist who loves little animals, gong x a bewildered, snarky, duck-mom-by-necessity, excellent-cook, homemaker-type shou

I handwrote the cover myself, and it's really ugly QAQ

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[My novel, I Became the Number One Player on the Server Through Food (Full-Dive), is updating now. Please add it to your library!]

Also known as: Big Shots Everywhere Are Fighting to Be Fed by Me and Casual Players Are the Real Gods of Gaming

Ming Wangshu played an online game called Between the Clouds as a child, but was forced to quit because of family circumstances.

Ten years later, he returned to the game to cook using its full-dive system, because he needed it for his culinary studies.

As a cooking-focused casual player, he was looked down on wherever he went.

After finally joining a team, he accidentally threw a batch of the awful food he'd made back in the day at a dungeon boss.

[Boss No. 1 has been defeated by a hidden dish made by a player]

Everyone: ???

Ming Wangshu: !!!

Looking at the now-unobtainable items and recipes displayed in his inventory, Ming Wangshu set out on a different path in the game.

While other players fought bosses with all their might, Ming Wangshu held out a pot of black sludge and said to the boss, “Darling, time to take your medicine.”

When he saw a red-name player in trouble, Ming Wangshu pulled out a big meat bun. “Here, eat this and you'll be back at full health.”

Story NPC: “I'd rather jump off this cliff than let you pass!”

Ming Wangshu offered him golden egg fried rice.

Story NPC: “This is delicious!”

A brand-new little master chef had appeared, and players scrambled to recruit him!

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Zhuri held the top spot on multiple server rankings, but he preferred playing alone. He had neither a partner nor teammates, until one day, for the first time ever, he bound himself to Ming Wangshu, a casual player who was thriving as an in-game chef.

Everyone guessed that even the top player on the server couldn't resist the little chef's charm. But they never expected Zhuri to accuse the little chef of seducing him and then abandoning him. The whole server watched as the big shot forced a marriage.

“Do you remember running away from our wedding ten years ago?” Zhuri stood before Ming Wangshu, leaning in fiercely.

“Let me explain.” Before Ming Wangshu could say anything, Zhuri forcibly dragged him to the Matchmaker's Temple.

“Let's get married first. We can talk afterward.”

This time, he wasn't letting him run away.

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A clever, calm, catlike casual player shou x the server's top big shot, a secretly charming, fiercely protective doglike gong

Shou's POV, 1v1, plenty of sweet romance and catharsis

Reader's guide:

1. Has the feel of old-school online games.

2. My take on full-dive gaming is heavily modified. Casual players in crafting and other non-combat professions can participate in all kinds of game content.

3. The protagonist has an enormous golden finger.

4. The author doesn't write full-time. Updates follow the rankings; if the novel isn't ranked, there will be three updates a week. Expected length: around one million characters. Enter at your own risk.

Theme: Work hard and keep improving every day.