
The Obsessive Big Shot Keeps Imagining a Romance with Me (Transmigrated into a Book)
偏执大佬总爱脑补和我恋爱(穿书)
by Folding the Moon to Send to You (折月寄君)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 222k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
[The author's other novel, Gourmet Cooking Makes Me Number One on the Server (Full Dive), is being serialized. Please add it to your favorites!]
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Blurb: Su Huai transmigrates into a novel about a scummy seme and a masochistic uke, taking the place of the protagonist uke who shares his name.
To escape harassment from the scummy seme in the original story, Su Huai is forced to enter into a marriage of convenience with Yan Yi, the story's obsessive villain.
Yan Yi: Let's get one thing straight. I'm only doing this to repay a debt. We'll divorce in three years.
Su Huai: Fine.
The original story's obsessive big shot, Yan Yi: cold and ruthless, an obsessive maniac with an unpredictable temper. Nobody dares go near him, and he and the scummy seme are locked in a fight to the death.
But the Yan Yi who marries Su Huai is like this:
Su Huai finishes showering and goes to the living room for a drink of water. Yan Yi: Are you trying to seduce me? It's never going to happen!
Su Huai occasionally gets picky and doesn't feel like eating. Yan Yi: Are you trying to hurt yourself so I'll worry about you? That's never going to happen!
After a fight, Su Huai gets upset and leaves work early to clear his head. Yan Yi: Are you trying to leave me? That's never going to happen!
Su Huai: Is this really the villain from the book? Stop making things up in your head! We're never going to fall in love.
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When Yan Yi was little, he met the neighbor's kid, who was always covered in bruises. Yan Yi coaxed the little one home with candy and snacks, then took good care of him. The child was very attached to Yan Yi and said they would be together forever. But not long afterward, the child disappeared. Heartbroken, Yan Yi held on to the keepsake the child had left behind as he grew up, until a car accident made him forget those memories.
After marrying Su Huai, Yan Yi found himself treating him well without even realizing it. Every day he worried about whether Su Huai had eaten, whether he had dressed warmly enough, and whether he was unhappy. He acted like an old mother, even though he was a poker-faced workaholic who shouldn't have been doing any of those things.
Only after Yan Yi recovered his memories did he realize Su Huai was the child from all those years ago. His body had long since grown used to taking care of Su Huai. Their fates had been intertwined all along.
When Su Huai's mother said they could get a divorce, Yan Yi resolutely changed his mind.
He'd finally found the child bride from all those years ago. How could he possibly get divorced? Thank you, Mom, for bringing Su Huai to me!
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On their wedding anniversary, Yan Yi closed his book of tips on how to spoil your wife and said earnestly, "I exercised today. What kind of exercise? Falling for you ten thousand times."
Su Huai: ?
Yan Yi: Aren't you so incredibly moved?
Su Huai: I want noodles today. What kind of noodles? You'll be sleeping outside tonight.
Yan Yi: ???
An overthinker puppy seme X a sweet, sharp-tongued, adorably dramatic uke
Super sweet married life from start to finish! Plenty of fluffy, indulgent romance, a little face-slapping and putting scumbags in their place, and a quick-burn romance if possible. Light, simple writing. Both are each other's first.
I handwrote the cover myself. It's ugly, so please don't mind it, qaq.
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[Please add Gourmet Cooking Makes Me Number One on the Server (Full Dive) to your favorites. Currently being serialized.]
Also known as: Big Shots from Every Walk of Life Fight to Feed Me and Casual Players Are the Real Gods of the Game
Ming Wangshu played an online game called Between the Clouds as a child, but was forced to quit because of his family circumstances.
Ten years later, he needs a full-dive system for his culinary studies, so he returns to the game to cook.
As a cooking-focused casual player, he gets looked down on wherever he goes.
After finally joining a party, he accidentally throws the terrible dish he'd made back in the day at a dungeon boss.
[Boss No. 1 has been defeated by a hidden dish made by a player.]
Everyone: ???
Ming Wangshu: !!!
Seeing that the items and recipes in his inventory were now marked as discontinued, Ming Wangshu set off on a different path through the game.
While everyone else struggles to fight the boss, Ming Wangshu holds out a bowl of blackened soup and says, "Dalong, time to take your medicine."
He steps in to help a red-name player in trouble and hands them a huge meat bun. "Here, eat this and you'll be back at full health."
Story NPC: Even if I jump off this cliff, I won't let you pass!
Ming Wangshu offers them golden egg fried rice.
Story NPC: So delicious!
A brand-new little culinary god has burst onto the scene, and players are scrambling to claim him!
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Zhen Ri has held the top spot on multiple server rankings for ages, but he prefers playing alone, with neither a partner nor teammates. Then, one day, he makes an unprecedented move and binds himself to the casual player who's become a sensation for cooking in the game.
Everyone speculates that even the number-one big shot on the server can't resist the little culinary god's charms. But to their surprise, Zhen Ri accuses the little culinary god of abandoning him after leading him on, and the whole server gathers to watch the big shot's legendary marriage proposal.
"Do you remember running away from our wedding ten years ago?" Zhen Ri steps in front of Ming Wangshu and closes in on him.
"Let me explain." Before Ming Wangshu can say another word, Zhen Ri forcibly drags him to the Matchmaker's Temple.
"We'll get married first, then talk."
This time, you don't get to run away.
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A clever, level-headed catlike casual-player uke X the server's big shot, a reserved, protective, puppy-like seme
Uke-focused, one-on-one romance. Plenty of sweetness and satisfaction.
Reader's guide:
1. Has the feel of an old-school online game novel.
2. My take on full-dive gaming, with lots of modifications. Players in casual professions can also take part in all kinds of normal game activities.
3. A massive golden finger.
4. Not a full-time author. Updates depend on rankings; without a ranking, three chapters a week. Expected to be around one million words, so enter at your own risk.
Theme: Live well and keep striving.
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He must be wearing so little to seduce me (bushi)
Beautiful, you should fight, Ness
The roasted chicken is so delicious [drooling]
It's "will" not "last wish"? Sorry, I read it wrong.
What a fresh and refined explanation hahahahahahaha 😂
I think it's so amazing. This is the first time I've seen this kind of "threading through books". It feels like it's a completely different subject. It's really amazing. The author is so awesome.
With me as my husband/what kind of cake? No!
Ahhh, like a ragdoll cat and a big golden retriever
Friends, when will they confess that they like it?!!!!
Friends, when will they confess that they like it?!!!!