My Poor Fool of a Disciple Keeps Setting Me Up Online

[A silly master-disciple story, mainly about the chaotic day-to-day antics between master and disciples. The male lead is just background scenery.] One: Yun Qingzhou transmigrates. Two: Yun Qingzhou transmigrates into a Mary Sue novel and becomes the former fiancee who is about to be killed by one of the six male leads. Three: Yun Qingzhou kills the female lead and one of the male leads. Four: Yun Qingzhou takes on five disciples. Five: All five of Yun Qingzhou's disciples have mysterious Systems. Six: Yun Qingzhou... Wait, what was that fifth thing again? At the disciple-admission ceremony on Taichu Peak, something called a System inexplicably appears in each of Yun Qingzhou's five disciples. 1. Divine Sword System. [System Mission One: Flatter your master once. Mission reward: a peerless, long-lost sword manual.] The eldest disciple hugs his sword, his face cold and haughty. “I am a sword cultivator with an unyielding spirit. How could I sacrifice my principles for such a petty reward?” 2. Diamond Body System. [System Mission One: Fight for your master once. Mission reward: one serving of Heavenly Thunder Liquid for body cultivators.] The second disciple twists her delicate handkerchief, looking sweet and timid. “Father says girls shouldn't go around looking for fights. It's not good.” 3. Alchemist System. [System Mission One: Spend spirit stones on your master once. Mission reward: one top-grade alchemy recipe.] The third disciple kicks the System away and scoffs. “Spend money on her? Dream on!” 4... Later... #It may take a while, but the truth always comes out# #Sorry, Master, the System's rewards were just too good# #The disciples are rebellious again today# Note: The male lead doesn't show up until 300,000 words in :) [A silly story, just for fun.] Upcoming: Nonhumans All Love My Cooking An'an always thought her cooking was perfectly ordinary. Then one day, she accidentally splashed a plate of tomato and egg stir-fry onto a mural at home. The people in the painting smacked their lips and came to life! The first thing they did was praise her cooking as the most delicious food ever, from every possible angle! An'an: !!! In this situation, should she call the police on 110, or call 120 and have herself admitted to a psychiatric hospital?!!! Answers needed online, urgently! Theme: Love and courage will help us overcome every hardship