The Fourth Disaster Is Very Difficult, Okay?

[Cyberpunk + Outsiders + Weird Resurrection + The Fourth Natural Disaster Stew, but these are not important, the important thing is to see the male protagonist's life] The cyberpunk style holographic game "Silver Key Gate" is officially launched. Now, players can not only play 996 in reality, but also continue to play 007 in the game! After being 007 for two months and being affected by the factional struggle in the company, I was fired and at the same time my boss robbed me of a month's salary: ... Haha, my dad is completely crazy! I can't beat the boss in reality, so why can't I beat you (slapping the table) The game system happened to be announced at this moment. After two months of closed beta testing, the game is officially in public beta! Every player who participates in the closed beta test can randomly obtain a commemorative (especially useless) ability, such as 'summoning a lively little strongman anywhere on the body', 'fishing is never air force but what is caught is not fish', 'strawberries in hand are automatically seeded', etc. And what Ji Xun drew is - the more bizarre the content you say when talking nonsense, the more people believe you, the stronger you will be. Time:. He thought for a moment, then turned around and bought a few advertising spaces with the salary he earned from working hard in the first month, announcing the establishment of the 'Cyberpet Ethics Association'! The association has two main purposes: 1. Since cyber bionic humans and cyber bionic pets are essentially mechanical products, cyber bionic pets should also wear clothes before going out. 2. Since they are both mechanical products, this association sincerely recommends that every citizen please put on clothes for your vehicle when going out to avoid accidents to the exhaust pipe or chassis of your car. In the first month, all the fourth natural disasters were watching the joke. In the second month, looking at the floating car speeding by in the sky with clothes on, other fourth natural disasters said:? * After working hard to bring the new controller of the company in the game, the real culprit who was so cruel to 007 and eventually fired, to the edge of the rooftop, the game system jumped out and stopped his advances. "This is a preview of the next version of the game update, wouldn't you like to take a look?" Shi Xun: "? What are you doing at this time? Give it to me later, I'm busy!" The system hesitated for a moment, and finally told him that it couldn't be done and couldn't wait any longer. The preview for the next version of the update was that his nemesis would directly sacrifice his body to the gods after jumping down, summoning the final BOSS, and the world would begin to strangely recover! After listening to this extremely bizarre plot trend, Shi Xun was silent for a moment, and then immediately let out a sharp explosion: "God's strange resurrection, isn't this a science fiction game!! You also know that I am very afraid of ghosts. I am less courageous than a cat with a big nose!!" But there was no time to think about it. In order to stop the version update, the top priority was obviously to find a way to save this guy, and also to make him believe that when he threatened him just now, he said that he would kill him first [beep——] before killing him. It was actually a joke! ! ———— *The protagonist's moral level is below the average, neutral and chaotic, the fourth natural disaster, and the person he targets is considered unlucky. *The whole life and love elements are half and half, group favorite, in short, it is a light love comedy, roughly. *The copy was modified on January 13, 2024, and has been screenshotted. Intention: If you work hard, you will definitely see hope